{"id":904,"date":"2010-01-04T10:20:35","date_gmt":"2010-01-04T18:20:35","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/danklass.com\/pill\/?p=904"},"modified":"2010-01-04T10:20:35","modified_gmt":"2010-01-04T18:20:35","slug":"197-buying-tilapia-and-the-claw","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.danklass.com\/pill\/2010\/01\/04\/197-buying-tilapia-and-the-claw\/","title":{"rendered":"#197: Buying Tilapia and the Claw"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-911\" title=\"dlbooth\" src=\"http:\/\/danklass.com\/pill\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/01\/dlbooth-300x231.jpg\" alt=\"dlbooth\" width=\"300\" height=\"231\" \/><\/p>\n<p>So, how is it the I had never heard of <a title=\"tilapia\" href=\"http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Tilapia\" target=\"_blank\">tilapia<\/a> until 2008?  I&#8217;d heard of tuna, cod, swordfish, salmon, etc. but never tilapia.  Now, of course, since 2008 I&#8217;ve eaten seventy pounds of the stuff.<\/p>\n<p>Do we really need the world <a title=\"gourmand\" href=\"http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Gourmand\" target=\"_blank\">gourmand<\/a>?  Perhaps a gourmet and a gourmand both have refined palates, but the gourmand enjoys the food more?<\/p>\n<p>While shopping for tilapia (which I bought) and chicken breast (which they didn&#8217;t have),\u00a0 I managed to knock over the < <a title=\"Febreze\" href=\"http:\/\/www.febreze.com\/en_US\/home.do\" target=\"_blank\">Febreze\u00a9 display and miss a rather important text message from my wife.<\/p>\n<p>I had to take the kids to IKEA, to buy a <a title=\"Bruse, the coffee table\" href=\"http:\/\/www.ikea.com\/us\/en\/catalog\/products\/80141505\">coffee table<\/a> that we were hoping to turn into a desk for Hudson.\u00a0 We barely made it there.\u00a0 And, we barely made it out.\u00a0 We finally did buy the coffee table, and ended up witnessing two very unlikely events (both due to my daughter)<\/p>\n<p>Yes, that is a photo of David Lawrence&#8217;s headshot at Fuddruckers.\u00a0 STOP STARING AT ME!\u00a0 I&#8217;M TRYING TO EAT!<\/p>\n<p>FREE VERSION: 25 min.<\/p>\n<p>PREMIUM PILL VERSION: 1 hour, 5 min.<\/p>\n<p><strong>THANKS FOR LISTENING!<\/strong><\/p>\n<div class=\"powerpress_player\" id=\"powerpress_player_5728\"><audio class=\"wp-audio-shortcode\" id=\"audio-904-1\" preload=\"none\" style=\"width: 100%;\" controls=\"controls\"><source type=\"audio\/mpeg\" src=\"http:\/\/www.podtrac.com\/pts\/redirect.mp3\/media.libsyn.com\/media\/owrn8m\/BP197_2010_01_04.mp3?_=1\" \/><a href=\"http:\/\/www.podtrac.com\/pts\/redirect.mp3\/media.libsyn.com\/media\/owrn8m\/BP197_2010_01_04.mp3\">http:\/\/www.podtrac.com\/pts\/redirect.mp3\/media.libsyn.com\/media\/owrn8m\/BP197_2010_01_04.mp3<\/a><\/audio><\/div><p class=\"powerpress_links powerpress_links_mp3\" style=\"margin-bottom: 1px !important;\">Podcast: <a href=\"http:\/\/www.podtrac.com\/pts\/redirect.mp3\/media.libsyn.com\/media\/owrn8m\/BP197_2010_01_04.mp3\" class=\"powerpress_link_pinw\" target=\"_blank\" title=\"Play in new window\" onclick=\"return powerpress_pinw('https:\/\/www.danklass.com\/pill\/?powerpress_pinw=904-podcast');\" rel=\"nofollow\">Play in new window<\/a> | <a href=\"http:\/\/www.podtrac.com\/pts\/redirect.mp3\/media.libsyn.com\/media\/owrn8m\/BP197_2010_01_04.mp3\" class=\"powerpress_link_d\" title=\"Download\" rel=\"nofollow\" download=\"BP197_2010_01_04.mp3\">Download<\/a><\/p><p class=\"powerpress_links powerpress_subscribe_links\">Subscribe: <a href=\"https:\/\/tunein.com\/podcasts\/Arts--Culture-Podcasts\/The-Bitterest-Pill-The-Dan-Klass-Podcast-p1010058\/\" class=\"powerpress_link_subscribe powerpress_link_subscribe_tunein\" target=\"_blank\" title=\"Subscribe on TuneIn\" rel=\"nofollow\">TuneIn<\/a> | <a href=\"https:\/\/www.danklass.com\/pill\/feed\/podcast\/\" class=\"powerpress_link_subscribe powerpress_link_subscribe_rss\" target=\"_blank\" title=\"Subscribe via RSS\" rel=\"nofollow\">RSS<\/a> | <a href=\"https:\/\/www.danklass.com\/pill\/subscribe\/\" class=\"powerpress_link_subscribe powerpress_link_subscribe_more\" target=\"_blank\" title=\"More\" rel=\"nofollow\">More<\/a><\/p>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>So, how is it the I had never heard of tilapia until 2008? 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