{"id":869,"date":"2009-12-11T20:09:39","date_gmt":"2009-12-12T04:09:39","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/danklass.com\/pill\/?p=869"},"modified":"2009-12-11T20:09:39","modified_gmt":"2009-12-12T04:09:39","slug":"194-parade-of-fool-and-fairy","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.danklass.com\/pill\/2009\/12\/11\/194-parade-of-fool-and-fairy\/","title":{"rendered":"#194: Parade of Fool and Fairy"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone\" title=\"Our Penguins\" src=\"http:\/\/photos-g.ak.fbcdn.net\/hphotos-ak-snc3\/hs099.snc3\/16645_226279251170_582776170_4735829_6798116_n.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"604\" height=\"453\" \/><\/p>\n<p>I complain about the tooth fairy, maintaining the grocery shopping list, returning things, and the local Christmas parade.\u00a0 I get in trouble at every turn.\u00a0 But, I love VONS.<\/p>\n<p><e<em>is episode is currently for Premium Pill subscribers only.\u00a0 Get i now by signing up today!<<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I complain about the tooth fairy, maintaining the grocery shopping list, returning things, and the local Christmas parade.\u00a0 I get in trouble at every turn.\u00a0 But, I love VONS.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[16],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-869","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-premium"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.danklass.com\/pill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/869","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.danklass.com\/pill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.danklass.com\/pill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.danklass.com\/pill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.danklass.com\/pill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=869"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.danklass.com\/pill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/869\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.danklass.com\/pill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=869"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.danklass.com\/pill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=869"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.danklass.com\/pill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=869"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}