{"id":814,"date":"2009-11-24T11:22:38","date_gmt":"2009-11-24T19:22:38","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/danklass.com\/pill\/?p=814"},"modified":"2009-11-24T11:22:38","modified_gmt":"2009-11-24T19:22:38","slug":"and-the-winner-ispillbox-available-dec-2nd","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.danklass.com\/pill\/2009\/11\/24\/and-the-winner-ispillbox-available-dec-2nd\/","title":{"rendered":"And the winner is&#8230;PILLBOX (available Dec. 2nd)"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-813\" title=\"pillbox_photo_003_sized\" src=\"http:\/\/danklass.com\/pill\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/11\/pillbox_photo_003_sized.jpg\" alt=\"pillbox_photo_003_sized\" width=\"605\" height=\"351\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Yes, the soon-to-be-released collection of the first twelve months of The Bitterest Pill Premium now has a name:<\/p>\n<p><strong>PILLBOX: The Premium Pill: Year One<\/strong><br \/>\nBilled as &#8220;<em>Uncut Episodes of Dan Klass&#8217; Award Winning &#8220;The Bitterest Pill&#8221; Now Available without a Prescription<\/em>,&#8221; PILLBOX #1 should be available for immediate download on <strong>Tuesday, Dec. 2nd<\/strong>.<\/p>\n<p>Thanks to name-that-thing winners Mark Ramet and Donald Townsend for both coming up with the name PILLBOX.\u00a0 Love it and hope to use it on many Bitterest Pill collections to come.\u00a0 Thank you both.\u00a0 Of course, you will both receive free &#8220;copies&#8221; as a big thank from me.\u00a0 And thanks to everyone who sent in name ideas.<\/p>\n<p>Yes, for the first time, all the stories,* all the complaining, all the lame rationalization, but with none of the waiting and at only a fraction of the cost!<\/p>\n<p><strong> Premium Pill: Year One<\/strong> was originally priced at $28, half of what my <em>INCREDIBLY GENEROUS PREMIUM PILL SUBSCRIBERS<\/em> paid.\u00a0 HALF!&lt;&lt;&lt;<strong>strong&gt;But, I know, several of these shows were free to everyone anyway, and you&#8217;ve heard those before (let&#8217;s face it, the only reason they&#8217;re part of this collection is because I&#8217;m too lazy to weed them out)<\/strong><strong>&#8230;<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>So&#8230;<strong>PILLBOX: The Premium Pill: Year One<\/strong> is yours for <strong>$17.50<\/strong><br \/>\n<strong><\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>PILLBOX #1<\/strong> includes: #121: I Wanna be a Car Wash Mogul\u00a0 #122: Please Don\u2019t Break #123: The Bitterest Pill is a Paxil #124: Aloha, Unicorn-Goat Boy! #125: The UStream Debacle #126: Jury Doodie \/ Explosive Afternoon #127: My Derailer Needs Adjusting #128: Boys Still Shoot for Analog? #129: Chutes and Ladders #130: Wax On, Eight Days a Week #131: The Casual Traveler #132: Ivar Has a Big Unit #133: Sorry Seems to be the Hardest Word #134: Plan D from Outer Space #135: Can You Answer Your Phone Please? #136: Frogboy and Crazy Chicken #137 &#8211; Sistie has the Sniffles \/ Hudson Strikes Back #138: Getting in Sync #139: Raft Race to the 4th #140: Breathe In, Breathe Out #141: I\u2019m a Believer #142: Put Me in the Zoo BONUS: Bitterest Obsidian #143: Southwest Hertz My Head, Stan #144: Cover Me #145 &#8211; Obligatory #4 #146: Three Minutes and Two Hours #147: Triple Funky Action Protection #148: Amen, Dojo Man #149: Nine and a Half Years #150: Bad to the Bone (part one) #151: Bad to the Bone (part two) #152: Raising Show Dogs #154: Fix It, Now #155: Mos Hi Def #156: Slightly Clever Title About Movies #157: Tired #158: Dog #159: Christmas Time is Here Again #160: Fly Like a Virgin #161: MoanMA #163: It\u2019s Zone 9 Again, American Girl! #164: I\u2019m Just Being Parentnoid #165: He Folded My Face in Half<\/p>\n<p><em>* Ok,<\/em><em> n<\/em><em>ot ALL the stories.\u00a0 All the stories but a couple.\u00a0 Two shows were left off because they were too political. 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