{"id":785,"date":"2009-11-11T22:19:41","date_gmt":"2009-11-12T06:19:41","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/danklass.com\/pill\/?p=785"},"modified":"2009-11-11T22:19:41","modified_gmt":"2009-11-12T06:19:41","slug":"191-five-years-and-normal","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.danklass.com\/pill\/2009\/11\/11\/191-five-years-and-normal\/","title":{"rendered":"#191: Five Years and Normal"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I talk about Princess Tallucy&#8217;s sprained pinky, visiting the hospital and trying to be normal by eating in a hospital cafeteria.<\/p>\n<p><em>This episode is currently only available to Premium Pill subscribers.<\/em><\/p>\n<hr \/>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.danklass.com\/pill\/holiday_special.gif\" alt=\"Holiday Special - 30 Days FREE!\" \/><\/p>\n<p><strong>Yes, the HOLIDAY SPECIAL IS BACK!<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>New subscribers to The Bitterest PIll Premium will get <strong>30 DAYS FREE!<\/strong> Yes, it&#8217;s my gift to you.\u00a0 Sign up for yourself or a loved one, check it out and see what you think, FREE.\u00a0 <e<em>em><\/p>\n<p><\/em><em>Offer ends Dec. 31st, 2009.<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I talk about Princess Tallucy&#8217;s sprained pinky, visiting the hospital and trying to be normal by eating in a hospital cafeteria. This episode is currently only available to Premium Pill [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[16],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-785","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-premium"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.danklass.com\/pill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/785","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.danklass.com\/pill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.danklass.com\/pill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.danklass.com\/pill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.danklass.com\/pill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=785"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.danklass.com\/pill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/785\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.danklass.com\/pill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=785"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.danklass.com\/pill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=785"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.danklass.com\/pill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=785"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}