{"id":780,"date":"2009-11-05T10:20:17","date_gmt":"2009-11-05T18:20:17","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/danklass.com\/pill\/?p=780"},"modified":"2009-11-05T10:20:17","modified_gmt":"2009-11-05T18:20:17","slug":"190-if-anything-ever-happened","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.danklass.com\/pill\/2009\/11\/05\/190-if-anything-ever-happened\/","title":{"rendered":"#190: If Anything Ever Happened"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I try to remind everyone that Halloween is not actually a form of devil worship (while dusting off some very old stand-up material).\u00a0 Also, and it may sound like a symantic arguement to you, but just because I can&#8217;t find something doesn&#8217;t mean it&#8217;s &#8220;lost.&#8221;\u00a0 And, how exactly am I supposed to handle it when someone is telling me something as if it&#8217;s the first time for the hundredth time?\u00a0 Is there protocal for that?<\/p>\n<p>I also talk about my mother, and my grandfather, the a-hole.<\/p>\n<p>(Hard drive trouble left me without the regular theme song. Forgive me for the nostalgia)<\/p>\n<p><em><br \/>\n<\/em><\/p>\n<div class=\"powerpress_player\" id=\"powerpress_player_9219\"><audio class=\"wp-audio-shortcode\" id=\"audio-780-1\" preload=\"none\" style=\"width: 100%;\" controls=\"controls\"><source type=\"audio\/mpeg\" src=\"http:\/\/www.podtrac.com\/pts\/redirect.mp3\/media.libsyn.com\/media\/owrn8m\/BP190_2009_11_5_ila_free.mp3?_=1\" \/><a href=\"http:\/\/www.podtrac.com\/pts\/redirect.mp3\/media.libsyn.com\/media\/owrn8m\/BP190_2009_11_5_ila_free.mp3\">http:\/\/www.podtrac.com\/pts\/redirect.mp3\/media.libsyn.com\/media\/owrn8m\/BP190_2009_11_5_ila_free.mp3<\/a><\/audio><\/div><p class=\"powerpress_links powerpress_links_mp3\" style=\"margin-bottom: 1px !important;\">Podcast: <a href=\"http:\/\/www.podtrac.com\/pts\/redirect.mp3\/media.libsyn.com\/media\/owrn8m\/BP190_2009_11_5_ila_free.mp3\" class=\"powerpress_link_pinw\" target=\"_blank\" title=\"Play in new window\" onclick=\"return powerpress_pinw('https:\/\/www.danklass.com\/pill\/?powerpress_pinw=780-podcast');\" rel=\"nofollow\">Play in new window<\/a> | <a href=\"http:\/\/www.podtrac.com\/pts\/redirect.mp3\/media.libsyn.com\/media\/owrn8m\/BP190_2009_11_5_ila_free.mp3\" class=\"powerpress_link_d\" title=\"Download\" rel=\"nofollow\" download=\"BP190_2009_11_5_ila_free.mp3\">Download<\/a><\/p><p class=\"powerpress_links powerpress_subscribe_links\">Subscribe: <a href=\"https:\/\/tunein.com\/podcasts\/Arts--Culture-Podcasts\/The-Bitterest-Pill-The-Dan-Klass-Podcast-p1010058\/\" class=\"powerpress_link_subscribe powerpress_link_subscribe_tunein\" target=\"_blank\" title=\"Subscribe on TuneIn\" rel=\"nofollow\">TuneIn<\/a> | <a href=\"https:\/\/www.danklass.com\/pill\/feed\/podcast\/\" class=\"powerpress_link_subscribe powerpress_link_subscribe_rss\" target=\"_blank\" title=\"Subscribe via RSS\" rel=\"nofollow\">RSS<\/a> | <a href=\"https:\/\/www.danklass.com\/pill\/subscribe\/\" class=\"powerpress_link_subscribe powerpress_link_subscribe_more\" target=\"_blank\" title=\"More\" rel=\"nofollow\">More<\/a><\/p>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I try to remind everyone that Halloween is not actually a form of devil worship (while dusting off some very old stand-up material).\u00a0 Also, and it may sound like a [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3,16],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-780","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-podcast","category-premium"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.danklass.com\/pill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/780","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.danklass.com\/pill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.danklass.com\/pill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.danklass.com\/pill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.danklass.com\/pill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=780"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.danklass.com\/pill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/780\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.danklass.com\/pill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=780"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.danklass.com\/pill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=780"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.danklass.com\/pill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=780"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}