{"id":780,"date":"2009-11-05T10:20:17","date_gmt":"2009-11-05T18:20:17","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/danklass.com\/pill\/?p=780"},"modified":"2009-11-05T10:20:17","modified_gmt":"2009-11-05T18:20:17","slug":"190-if-anything-ever-happened","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.danklass.com\/pill\/2009\/11\/05\/190-if-anything-ever-happened\/","title":{"rendered":"#190: If Anything Ever Happened"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I try to remind everyone that Halloween is not actually a form of devil worship (while dusting off some very old stand-up material).\u00a0 Also, and it may sound like a symantic arguement to you, but just because I can&#8217;t find something doesn&#8217;t mean it&#8217;s &#8220;lost.&#8221;\u00a0 And, how exactly am I supposed to handle it when someone is telling me something as if it&#8217;s the first time for the hundredth time?\u00a0 Is there protocal for that?<\/p>\n<p>I also talk about my mother, and my grandfather, the a-hole.<\/p>\n<p>(Hard drive trouble left me without the regular theme song. Forgive me for the nostalgia)<\/p>\n<p><em><br \/>\n<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I try to remind everyone that Halloween is not actually a form of devil worship (while dusting off some very old stand-up material).\u00a0 Also, and it may sound like a [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3,16],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-780","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-podcast","category-premium"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.danklass.com\/pill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/780","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.danklass.com\/pill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.danklass.com\/pill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.danklass.com\/pill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.danklass.com\/pill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=780"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.danklass.com\/pill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/780\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.danklass.com\/pill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=780"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.danklass.com\/pill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=780"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.danklass.com\/pill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=780"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}