{"id":711,"date":"2009-10-06T20:52:26","date_gmt":"2009-10-07T04:52:26","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/danklass.com\/pill\/?p=711"},"modified":"2009-10-06T20:52:26","modified_gmt":"2009-10-07T04:52:26","slug":"187-relax-facebook-stalkers","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.danklass.com\/pill\/2009\/10\/06\/187-relax-facebook-stalkers\/","title":{"rendered":"#187: Relax, Facebook Stalkers!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-710\" title=\"liza_cop_dan1\" src=\"http:\/\/danklass.com\/pill\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/10\/liza_cop_dan1.jpg\" alt=\"liza_cop_dan1\" width=\"570\" height=\"319\" \/><\/p>\n<p><strong>Officer Dan says &#8220;RELAX!&#8221; <\/strong><em>(still from &#8220;Love Liza,&#8221; SONY Pictures Classics)<\/em><strong><br \/>\n<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Well, let&#8217;s see&#8230;we talk about grass, shopping at Kohl&#8217;s, Facebook and coming to grips with my acting career (such as it is).\u00a0 I&#8217;ve made the realization that the most important thing for me to master is RELAXING.<\/p>\n<p>T<<em>is edition is currently only available to Premium Pill subscribers.<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Officer Dan says &#8220;RELAX!&#8221; (still from &#8220;Love Liza,&#8221; SONY Pictures Classics) Well, let&#8217;s see&#8230;we talk about grass, shopping at Kohl&#8217;s, Facebook and coming to grips with my acting career (such [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[16],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-711","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-premium"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.danklass.com\/pill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/711","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.danklass.com\/pill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.danklass.com\/pill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.danklass.com\/pill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.danklass.com\/pill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=711"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.danklass.com\/pill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/711\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.danklass.com\/pill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=711"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.danklass.com\/pill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=711"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.danklass.com\/pill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=711"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}