{"id":705,"date":"2009-09-30T11:03:46","date_gmt":"2009-09-30T19:03:46","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/danklass.com\/pill\/?p=705"},"modified":"2009-09-30T11:03:46","modified_gmt":"2009-09-30T19:03:46","slug":"186-grass-and-doodie-stank","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.danklass.com\/pill\/2009\/09\/30\/186-grass-and-doodie-stank\/","title":{"rendered":"#186: Grass and Doodie Stank"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-704\" title=\"grass\" src=\"http:\/\/danklass.com\/pill\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/09\/grass-300x300.jpg\" alt=\"grass\" width=\"300\" height=\"300\" \/><\/p>\n<p>The grass is always greener when it&#8217;s already growing.\u00a0 Turns out, to grow grass, you got to rake your (gr)ass off, and then end up elbow deep in doodie stank.<\/p>\n<p><<em>his edition is currently only available to Premium Pill subscribers.<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The grass is always greener when it&#8217;s already growing.\u00a0 Turns out, to grow grass, you got to rake your (gr)ass off, and then end up elbow deep in doodie stank.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-705","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.danklass.com\/pill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/705","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.danklass.com\/pill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.danklass.com\/pill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.danklass.com\/pill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.danklass.com\/pill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=705"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.danklass.com\/pill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/705\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.danklass.com\/pill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=705"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.danklass.com\/pill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=705"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.danklass.com\/pill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=705"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}