{"id":659,"date":"2009-07-20T21:49:19","date_gmt":"2009-07-21T05:49:19","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/danklass.com\/pill\/?p=659"},"modified":"2009-07-20T21:49:19","modified_gmt":"2009-07-21T05:49:19","slug":"180-ive-played-this-game-with-you-before","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.danklass.com\/pill\/2009\/07\/20\/180-ive-played-this-game-with-you-before\/","title":{"rendered":"#180: “I’ve Played This Game With You Before”"},"content":{"rendered":"

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I recently had a strange encounter at my local Ralphs<\/a> grocery store.\u00a0 An encounter that suddenly felt like an incident and almost became an altercation.\u00a0 I don’t know if the cashier mistook me for a shoplifter or a serial killer or if he just hates handling “returns,” but after getting nowhere with the store or the seemingly helpful people at Kroger<\/a> (the parent company), I give up and will never shop their again.\u00a0 EVER.<\/p>\n

It all boils down to this: What exactly does the cashier mean when he says, while you are simply trying to return a mop, “I know you.\u00a0 I’ve played this game with you before?”<\/em><\/p>\n

Before that I discuss the rather plump envelope I received from the IRS (and I don’t mean the defunct 80’s record label) and how they wanted about 50% of Y in back taxes.\u00a0 Huh?\u00a0 Yeah, that’s what I said.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

I recently had a strange encounter at my local Ralphs grocery store.\u00a0 An encounter that suddenly felt like an incident and almost became an altercation.\u00a0 I don’t know if the […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3,16],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-659","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-podcast","category-premium"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.danklass.com\/pill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/659","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.danklass.com\/pill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.danklass.com\/pill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.danklass.com\/pill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.danklass.com\/pill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=659"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.danklass.com\/pill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/659\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.danklass.com\/pill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=659"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.danklass.com\/pill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=659"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.danklass.com\/pill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=659"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}