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I recently had a strange encounter at my local Ralphs<\/a> grocery store.\u00a0 An encounter that suddenly felt like an incident and almost became an altercation.\u00a0 I don’t know if the cashier mistook me for a shoplifter or a serial killer or if he just hates handling “returns,” but after getting nowhere with the store or the seemingly helpful people at Kroger<\/a> (the parent company), I give up and will never shop their again.\u00a0 EVER.<\/p>\n It all boils down to this: What exactly does the cashier mean when he says, while you are simply trying to return a mop, “I know you.\u00a0 I’ve played this game with you before?”<\/em><\/p>\n Before that I discuss the rather plump envelope I received from the IRS (and I don’t mean the defunct 80’s record label) and how they wanted about 50% of Y in back taxes.\u00a0 Huh?\u00a0 Yeah, that’s what I said.<\/p>\n