{"id":650,"date":"2009-07-06T23:47:44","date_gmt":"2009-07-07T07:47:44","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/danklass.com\/pill\/?p=650"},"modified":"2009-07-06T23:47:44","modified_gmt":"2009-07-07T07:47:44","slug":"179-if-you-werent-such-a-loser","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.danklass.com\/pill\/2009\/07\/06\/179-if-you-werent-such-a-loser\/","title":{"rendered":"#179: If You Weren&#8217;t Such a Loser"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Apparently, therapy is expensive.\u00a0 Now, if I could afford therapy, I probably wouldn&#8217;t <em>need<\/em> therapy.\u00a0 Hmmm&#8230;\u00a0 Sometimes you just have to forget your troubles and just have a PopTart down at the bowling alley.\u00a0 I know, I know, it all makes more sense when I say it&#8230;<\/p>\n<p><em>This edition is currently only available to Premium Pill subscribers. <\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Apparently, therapy is expensive.\u00a0 Now, if I could afford therapy, I probably wouldn&#8217;t need therapy.\u00a0 Hmmm&#8230;\u00a0 Sometimes you just have to forget your troubles and just have a PopTart down [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[16],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-650","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-premium"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.danklass.com\/pill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/650","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.danklass.com\/pill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.danklass.com\/pill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.danklass.com\/pill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.danklass.com\/pill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=650"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.danklass.com\/pill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/650\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.danklass.com\/pill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=650"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.danklass.com\/pill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=650"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.danklass.com\/pill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=650"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}