{"id":587,"date":"2009-04-22T13:34:57","date_gmt":"2009-04-22T21:34:57","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/danklass.com\/pill\/?p=587"},"modified":"2009-04-22T13:34:57","modified_gmt":"2009-04-22T21:34:57","slug":"171-it-aint-your-birthday-kid","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.danklass.com\/pill\/2009\/04\/22\/171-it-aint-your-birthday-kid\/","title":{"rendered":"#171: It Ain&#8217;t Your Birthday, Kid&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.danklass.com\/pill\/princess_heartbreak.jpg\" alt=\"&quot;It ain't your birthday, kid...&quot;\" \/><\/p>\n<p>I don&#8217;t know&#8230;I saw I guy with no nose.\u00a0 We took Princess T to Disneyland but NOT on her birthday.\u00a0 She didn&#8217;t mind.\u00a0 They did.<\/p>\n<p><em>This episode is currently only available to Premium Pill subscribers. <\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I don&#8217;t know&#8230;I saw I guy with no nose.\u00a0 We took Princess T to Disneyland but NOT on her birthday.\u00a0 She didn&#8217;t mind.\u00a0 They did. This episode is currently only [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[16],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-587","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-premium"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.danklass.com\/pill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/587","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.danklass.com\/pill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.danklass.com\/pill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.danklass.com\/pill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.danklass.com\/pill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=587"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.danklass.com\/pill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/587\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.danklass.com\/pill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=587"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.danklass.com\/pill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=587"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.danklass.com\/pill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=587"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}