{"id":581,"date":"2009-04-14T12:42:17","date_gmt":"2009-04-14T20:42:17","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/danklass.com\/pill\/?p=581"},"modified":"2009-04-14T12:42:17","modified_gmt":"2009-04-14T20:42:17","slug":"170-breathing-head-staying-up","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.danklass.com\/pill\/2009\/04\/14\/170-breathing-head-staying-up\/","title":{"rendered":"#170: Breathing Head &amp; Staying Up"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Well, I finally get to the end of the Hawaii trip: the trip home.\u00a0 The island hopper flight didn&#8217;t go as smoothly as planned (literally).\u00a0 Sure, we landed in Kona.\u00a0 It&#8217;s just a shame we landed so far from where I thought we&#8217;d be.<\/p>\n<p>We finally got on the jumbo jet (phew) and had a nice arguement about the placement of the carry-on bag, which inevitably ended with each of us thinking to the other, &#8220;Well, I know where I&#8217;d LIKE to stow it!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>And, yes, the man sitting two rows up seems very nice, but what the hell is living in his skull?\u00a0 I can see it moving&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>Eventually, Hudson got his beloved Mario Kart and had a sleep over.\u00a0 We went golfing in the dark and were stalked by a floating bra and a flock of teenage doves.\u00a0 Finally, we didn&#8217;t sleep.\u00a0 But, that&#8217;s the point, right?<\/p>\n<p><em>This episode currently only available to Premium Pill subscribers.<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Well, I finally get to the end of the Hawaii trip: the trip home.\u00a0 The island hopper flight didn&#8217;t go as smoothly as planned (literally).\u00a0 Sure, we landed in Kona.\u00a0 [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[16],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-581","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-premium"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.danklass.com\/pill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/581","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.danklass.com\/pill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.danklass.com\/pill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.danklass.com\/pill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.danklass.com\/pill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=581"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.danklass.com\/pill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/581\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.danklass.com\/pill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=581"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.danklass.com\/pill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=581"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.danklass.com\/pill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=581"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}