{"id":530,"date":"2009-03-05T00:04:59","date_gmt":"2009-03-05T08:04:59","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/danklass.com\/pill\/?p=530"},"modified":"2009-03-05T00:04:59","modified_gmt":"2009-03-05T08:04:59","slug":"166-my-name-is-dan-and-im-a-diet-coke-addict","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.danklass.com\/pill\/2009\/03\/05\/166-my-name-is-dan-and-im-a-diet-coke-addict\/","title":{"rendered":"#166:  My Name is Dan and I&#8217;m a (Diet) Coke  Addict"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>The New York Times is finally right.\u00a0 I <em>am<\/em> an addict&#8230;<br \/>\nThis time we discuss iPhone app management woes, NetFlix, David Mamet&#8217;s <a title=\"Red Belt\" target=\"_blank\" href=\"http:\/\/www.amazon.com\/exec\/obidos\/ASIN\/B001C5LLMI\/thebitterestp-20\">RED BELT<\/a>, my Diet Coke addition and my being a &#8220;<a target=\"_blank\" title=\"prig\" href=\"http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Prig\">prig<\/a>&#8221; (and when I usually spell &#8220;prig&#8221; it&#8217;s with a &#8220;ck&#8221;), my <a target=\"_blank\" title=\"narcolepsy\" href=\"http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Narcolepsy\">narcolepsy<\/a>, being befriended by former classmates (and &#8220;lady friends&#8221;) on Facebook, the alarm updates, <a title=\"Heather Armstrong\" target=\"_blank\" href=\"http:\/\/danklass.com\/pill\/?p=385\">Heather Armstrong<\/a>, being Super Poked&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>If you don&#8217;t know what <a title=\"Twitter\" target=\"_blank\" href=\"http:\/\/www.twitter.com\">Twitter<\/a> is by now, there&#8217;s nothing I can do for you&#8230;just go to Twitter and stare at it for a while.\u00a0 You&#8217;ll work it out.\u00a0 If that doesn&#8217;t help, contact my sane alter ego at <a title=\"Jacket Media\" target=\"_blank\" href=\"http:\/\/www.jacketmedia.com\">Jacket Media<\/a>.\u00a0 He&#8217;s explain it to you slowly and clearly&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>What is the statute of limitations on being a teenage Lothario?\u00a0 Or rather, <em>wanting<\/em> to be&#8230;<br \/>\nThe videos I was working on were written by our friend Joel Thomas, the mastermind of the hysterical video series,\u00a0\u00a0<strong><em><a target=\"_blank\" title=\"Imaginary High-Maintenance Girlfriend\" href=\"http:\/\/highmaintenanceimaginarygirlfriend.wordpress.com\/\">Imaginary High-Maintenance Girlfriend<\/a><\/em><\/strong>.<br \/>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/www.amazon.com\/exec\/obidos\/ASIN\/B001C5LLMI\/thebitterestp-20\"><img decoding=\"async\" alt=\"Book Cover\" src=\"http:\/\/images.amazon.com\/images\/P\/B001C5LLMI.01.MZZZZZZZ.jpg\" \/><\/a> <a href=\"http:\/\/www.amazon.com\/exec\/obidos\/ASIN\/B00005JKG9\/thebitterestp-20\"><img decoding=\"async\" alt=\"Book Cover\" src=\"http:\/\/images.amazon.com\/images\/P\/B00005JKG9.01.MZZZZZZZ.jpg\" \/>\u00a0<\/a><\/p>\n<p><em>This episode is currently only available to Premium Podcast subscribers <\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The New York Times is finally right.\u00a0 I am an addict&#8230; This time we discuss iPhone app management woes, NetFlix, David Mamet&#8217;s RED BELT, my Diet Coke addition and my [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[16],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-530","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-premium"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.danklass.com\/pill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/530","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.danklass.com\/pill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.danklass.com\/pill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.danklass.com\/pill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.danklass.com\/pill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=530"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.danklass.com\/pill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/530\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.danklass.com\/pill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=530"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.danklass.com\/pill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=530"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.danklass.com\/pill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=530"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}