{"id":529,"date":"2009-02-17T16:23:03","date_gmt":"2009-02-18T00:23:03","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/danklass.com\/pill\/?p=529"},"modified":"2009-02-17T16:23:03","modified_gmt":"2009-02-18T00:23:03","slug":"165-he-folded-my-face-in-half","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.danklass.com\/pill\/2009\/02\/17\/165-he-folded-my-face-in-half\/","title":{"rendered":"#165: He Folded My Face in Half"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.danklass.com\/pill\/blackeye_roid.gif\" alt=\"\" \/><\/p>\n<p>First I had a twitch in my eye, then he folded my face in half.\u00a0 I went to school with make-up on and disappointed my son.\u00a0 Eventually, I shined my shoes and went to Kinkos.\u00a0 Of course, this isn&#8217;t even the half of it&#8230;<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.amazon.com\/exec\/obidos\/ASIN\/B000002L66\/wwwthebitterestp-20\" target=\"_blank\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/images.amazon.com\/images\/P\/B000002L66.01.MZZZZZZZ.jpg\" alt=\"Book Cover\" \/><\/a><a href=\"http:\/\/www.amazon.com\/exec\/obidos\/ASIN\/B000002L68\/wwwthebitterestp-20\" target=\"_blank\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/images.amazon.com\/images\/P\/B000002L68.01.MZZZZZZZ.jpg\" alt=\"Book Cover\" \/><\/a><a title=\"Je\" href=\"http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Jerome_Benton\" target=\"_blank\"><\/a><\/p>\n<p><a title=\"Je\" href=\"http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Jerome_Benton\" target=\"_blank\"> <\/a><a title=\"Je\" href=\"http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Jerome_Benton\" target=\"_blank\">Jerome Benton<\/a> is an actor, dancer and vocalist, best known for being comic foil to <a title=\"Morris Day\" href=\"http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Morris_Day\" target=\"_blank\">Morris Day<\/a> as a member of the funk rock band <a title=\"The Time\" href=\"http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/The_Time_(band)\" target=\"_blank\">The Time<\/a>.\u00a0 He co-starred in Prince vehicles <em>Purple Rain<\/em>, <em>Under the Cherry Moon<\/em> and <em>Graffiti Bridge<\/em>.\u00a0 He is currently preparing for a new album and tour with the original members of The Time.<\/p>\n<p>You don&#8217;t <em>really<\/em> have the soundtrack to <a title=\"Purple Rain\" href=\"http:\/\/www.amazon.com\/exec\/obidos\/ASIN\/B0002CTSUY\/wwwthebitterestp-20\" target=\"_blank\">Purple Rain<\/a> unless you have <a title=\"Ice Creame Castle\" href=\"http:\/\/www.amazon.com\/exec\/obidos\/ASIN\/B000002L66\/wwwthebitterestp-20\" target=\"_blank\">Ice Cream Castle<\/a>&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>*Special note to particularly young white people: The Time is the band that brings the house down at the end of <a title=\"Jay &amp; Silent Bob Strike Back\" href=\"http:\/\/www.imdb.com\/title\/tt0261392\/\" target=\"_blank\">Jay &amp; Silent Bob Strike Back <\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>First I had a twitch in my eye, then he folded my face in half.\u00a0 I went to school with make-up on and disappointed my son.\u00a0 Eventually, I shined my [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[16],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-529","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-premium"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.danklass.com\/pill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/529","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.danklass.com\/pill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.danklass.com\/pill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.danklass.com\/pill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.danklass.com\/pill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=529"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.danklass.com\/pill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/529\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.danklass.com\/pill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=529"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.danklass.com\/pill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=529"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.danklass.com\/pill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=529"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}