{"id":528,"date":"2009-02-05T13:03:46","date_gmt":"2009-02-05T21:03:46","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/danklass.com\/pill\/?p=528"},"modified":"2009-02-05T13:03:46","modified_gmt":"2009-02-05T21:03:46","slug":"528","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.danklass.com\/pill\/2009\/02\/05\/528\/","title":{"rendered":"#164: I’m Just Being Parentnoid"},"content":{"rendered":"

\"flip-flops\"<\/p>\n

I talk a bit about my latest trip to Costco, by way of The Diaper Genie<\/a>.\u00a0 Trust me, there is no actual genie inside The Diaper Genie.\u00a0 Just big plastic poop-sausage.<\/p>\n

I have always believed that running in flip-flops<\/a> is a bad idea, especially on the sidewalk.\u00a0 And, unfortunately, I was proven right.<\/p>\n

It turns out I’m not being paranoid, I’m being “parent-noid<\/a><\/em>.”\u00a0 (Turns out I didn’t coin that phrase.\u00a0 Darn!)
\nLet me know if you want to help out as a contributor to Action Dad’s Guide<\/a><\/strong>, my developing resource for parents.\u00a0 Drop me a line at pill @ dan klass .com.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

I talk a bit about my latest trip to Costco, by way of The Diaper Genie.\u00a0 Trust me, there is no actual genie inside The Diaper Genie.\u00a0 Just big plastic […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3,16],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-528","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-podcast","category-premium"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.danklass.com\/pill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/528","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.danklass.com\/pill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.danklass.com\/pill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.danklass.com\/pill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.danklass.com\/pill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=528"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.danklass.com\/pill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/528\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.danklass.com\/pill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=528"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.danklass.com\/pill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=528"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.danklass.com\/pill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=528"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}