{"id":526,"date":"2009-01-27T22:43:42","date_gmt":"2009-01-28T06:43:42","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/danklass.com\/pill\/?p=526"},"modified":"2009-01-27T22:43:42","modified_gmt":"2009-01-28T06:43:42","slug":"163-its-zone-9-again-american-girl","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.danklass.com\/pill\/2009\/01\/27\/163-its-zone-9-again-american-girl\/","title":{"rendered":"#163: It&#8217;s Zone 9 Again, American Girl!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img decoding=\"async\" border=\"1\" alt=\"DON'T LOOK!\" src=\"http:\/\/www.danklass.com\/pill\/dont_look_AG.jpg\" \/><br \/>\nSo, I underwent a little American Girl saturation therapy.\u00a0 Yes, there are entire stores dedicated to the American Girl virus.\u00a0 Recession?\u00a0 What recession?<br \/>\nAlso were having trouble with our alarm.\u00a0 If you hear the sound of a key pad being beaten with a baseball bat, please don&#8217;t call the police.\u00a0 I can&#8217;t afford it.<\/p>\n<p>Okay, seriously&#8230;as I&#8217;m typing this, I&#8217;m having a Zone 9 failure.\u00a0 Seriously.\u00a0 Beep, beep, beep&#8230;<br \/>\n(running time 52:46)<\/p>\n<p><em>This episode is currently only available to Premium Pill subscribers. <\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>So, I underwent a little American Girl saturation therapy.\u00a0 Yes, there are entire stores dedicated to the American Girl virus.\u00a0 Recession?\u00a0 What recession? Also were having trouble with our alarm.\u00a0 [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[16],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-526","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-premium"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.danklass.com\/pill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/526","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.danklass.com\/pill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.danklass.com\/pill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.danklass.com\/pill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.danklass.com\/pill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=526"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.danklass.com\/pill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/526\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.danklass.com\/pill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=526"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.danklass.com\/pill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=526"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.danklass.com\/pill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=526"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}