{"id":501,"date":"2008-09-17T10:05:03","date_gmt":"2008-09-17T18:05:03","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/danklass.com\/pill\/?p=501"},"modified":"2008-09-17T10:05:03","modified_gmt":"2008-09-17T18:05:03","slug":"147-triple-funky-action-protection","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.danklass.com\/pill\/2008\/09\/17\/147-triple-funky-action-protection\/","title":{"rendered":"#147: Triple Funky Action Protection"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img decoding=\"async\" alt=\"Countrywide letter\" title=\"Countrywide letter\" src=\"http:\/\/www.danklass.com\/pill\/countrywide_snip.jpg\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Yes, my wife has the honor of being amoung the 2 million or so lucky winners of the &#8220;<a title=\"Coutrywide story - LA Times\" target=\"_blank\" href=\"http:\/\/www.latimes.com\/business\/la-fi-countrywide10-2008sep10,0,7540181.story\">An Employee of Countrywide Stole All Your Personal Data and Sold It on the Black Market<\/a>&#8221; game!\u00a0\u00a0 Hey, guess what you won?\u00a0 A week long trip for you and your spouse into Customer Service Hell, cancelling all of your credit cards and bank accounts and rerouting all of your autopayments and other vulverable finances!\u00a0 Congratulations, Melissa!<\/p>\n<p>And hell <em>yeah<\/em> I wore <a title=\"Sears Toughskins\" target=\"_blank\" href=\"http:\/\/www.searsarchives.com\/brands\/toughskins.htm\">Sears Toughskins<\/a> back in the 70&#8217;s.\u00a0 Who didn&#8217;t?\u00a0 You weren&#8217;t dressed for your first day of school without a nice pair of maroon Toughskins and a matching jacket.<\/p>\n<p><em>This episode is currently only available to Premium Pill subscribers. <\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Yes, my wife has the honor of being amoung the 2 million or so lucky winners of the &#8220;An Employee of Countrywide Stole All Your Personal Data and Sold It [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[16],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-501","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-premium"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.danklass.com\/pill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/501","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.danklass.com\/pill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.danklass.com\/pill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.danklass.com\/pill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.danklass.com\/pill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=501"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.danklass.com\/pill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/501\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3025,"href":"https:\/\/www.danklass.com\/pill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/501\/revisions\/3025"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.danklass.com\/pill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=501"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.danklass.com\/pill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=501"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.danklass.com\/pill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=501"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}