{"id":494,"date":"2008-07-30T18:10:20","date_gmt":"2008-07-31T02:10:20","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/danklass.com\/pill\/?p=494"},"modified":"2008-07-30T18:10:20","modified_gmt":"2008-07-31T02:10:20","slug":"142-put-me-in-the-zoo","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.danklass.com\/pill\/2008\/07\/30\/142-put-me-in-the-zoo\/","title":{"rendered":"#142: Put Me in the Zoo"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img decoding=\"async\" align=\"left\" title=\"Leash kids\" alt=\"Leash kids\" src=\"http:\/\/www.danklass.com\/pill\/leash_kids.jpg\" \/>The Tale: The kids and I went to the Los Angeles Zoo and Botanical Gardens, to have lunch and complain about the heat.  Par for the course with the Klass family.  Sure we saw a couple zebras, half a gorilla and the top of the lion, but all it in it was a wonderfully hot and sweaty day.  The great thing is, I could have stayed how and had the kids complain for free if I&#8217;d just made them walk endlessly around the back yard.  When, exactly, will I learn?<br \/>\nExtra: I give our perspective on the recent Los Angeles earthquake, and then we get a visit from none other than Princess Trooper\/Tirade.<\/p>\n<p>The kids are obsessed (today) with <a title=\"Club Penguin\" target=\"_blank\" href=\"http:\/\/clubpenguin.com\/\">Club Penguin<\/a>.  Whatever&#8230;<\/p>\n<p><em>This show is currently only available to Premium Pill subscribers. <\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The Tale: The kids and I went to the Los Angeles Zoo and Botanical Gardens, to have lunch and complain about the heat. Par for the course with the Klass [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[16],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-494","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-premium"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.danklass.com\/pill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/494","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.danklass.com\/pill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.danklass.com\/pill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.danklass.com\/pill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.danklass.com\/pill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=494"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.danklass.com\/pill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/494\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2994,"href":"https:\/\/www.danklass.com\/pill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/494\/revisions\/2994"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.danklass.com\/pill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=494"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.danklass.com\/pill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=494"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.danklass.com\/pill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=494"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}