{"id":481,"date":"2008-05-10T23:03:43","date_gmt":"2008-05-11T07:03:43","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/danklass.com\/pill\/?p=481"},"modified":"2008-05-10T23:03:43","modified_gmt":"2008-05-11T07:03:43","slug":"132-ivar-has-a-big-unit","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.danklass.com\/pill\/2008\/05\/10\/132-ivar-has-a-big-unit\/","title":{"rendered":"#132: Ivar Has a Big Unit"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img decoding=\"async\" align=\"left\" alt=\"post-it\" title=\"post-it\" src=\"http:\/\/www.danklass.com\/pill\/find_image.gif\" \/>A show in three short bits.  Yes, I know, this show is shorter (36 min.) than the usual premium show (usually around an hour).  Frankly, I fought it, but this show just wanted to be this length.  If you feel short changed, let me know, but this show is this show and apparently it&#8217;s out of my hands.<\/p>\n<p>Okay, back to the three parts: 1) We bought new, cheap shelves and a new cheap desk for the kids at IKEA.  Well, before you move all that stuff in, just make sure you realize: not only do you have to assemble it, stain it and varnish it, you also have to reengineer it so that it doesn&#8217;t fall and crush your children.  2) I had a excellent call back for a commercial the other day.  Just excellent.  They loved me. <em>LOVED<\/em>.  Did I get the commercial?  What do you think?  3) I went to my first martial arts class in two or three years.  My biggest fear was not being punched in the face or kicked in the jewels, it was that I would throw up on someone&#8217;s uniform.  I am studying karate, and white shows everything&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>And, yes, I know that <a target=\"_blank\" title=\"Jonathan Coulton\" href=\"http:\/\/www.jonathancoulton.com\/\">Jonathan Coulton<\/a> did a song called\/about <a target=\"_blank\" title=\"IKEA (song)\" href=\"http:\/\/www.jonathancoulton.com\/songdetails\/Ikea\">IKEA<\/a>.  It plays in an endless loop in my head as I wait in line there for a $2.50 jumbo dog.  The meatballs look&#8230;lethal.<\/p>\n<p>This episode is currently only available to Premium Pill subscribers.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A show in three short bits. Yes, I know, this show is shorter (36 min.) than the usual premium show (usually around an hour). Frankly, I fought it, but this [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[16],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-481","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-premium"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.danklass.com\/pill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/481","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.danklass.com\/pill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.danklass.com\/pill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.danklass.com\/pill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.danklass.com\/pill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=481"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.danklass.com\/pill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/481\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.danklass.com\/pill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=481"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.danklass.com\/pill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=481"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.danklass.com\/pill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=481"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}