{"id":475,"date":"2008-04-27T00:23:38","date_gmt":"2008-04-27T08:23:38","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/danklass.com\/pill\/?p=475"},"modified":"2008-04-27T00:23:38","modified_gmt":"2008-04-27T08:23:38","slug":"wax-on-eight-days-a-week","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.danklass.com\/pill\/2008\/04\/27\/wax-on-eight-days-a-week\/","title":{"rendered":"#130: Wax On, Eight Days a Week"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img decoding=\"async\" title=\"Karate Man\" src=\"http:\/\/danklass.com\/pill\/karate_man2.gif\" alt=\"Karate Man\" align=\"left\" \/><\/p>\n<p>This seems to be an episode in three parts.  In part one, I can&#8217;t find my checks.  Not my check book, my checks.  As in, 2 entire, brand new boxes of check books.  I&#8217;ve looked everywhere.  And, I hate writing checks to begin with&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>In part two I end up finally making it to my son&#8217;s recorder recital where I expect them to massacre The Beatles while dancing in faux Japanese bath robes.<\/p>\n<p>In part three we find a martial arts school to send the kids to, and get a call from a runner up.  I forgot to mention that Melissa told him the kids are going to study karate, not taekwondo.  Just like their dear old dad&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>Parts One and Two were recorded live in front of an internet audience.  <strong>Join us next Saturday, May 3rd at 9pm PST <\/strong>(remember, I&#8217;m at LAX) for the next live recording and chat.<br \/>\nThis episode is available only to Premium Pill subscribers.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>This seems to be an episode in three parts. In part one, I can&#8217;t find my checks. Not my check book, my checks. As in, 2 entire, brand new boxes [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[16],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-475","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-premium"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.danklass.com\/pill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/475","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.danklass.com\/pill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.danklass.com\/pill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.danklass.com\/pill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.danklass.com\/pill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=475"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.danklass.com\/pill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/475\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.danklass.com\/pill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=475"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.danklass.com\/pill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=475"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.danklass.com\/pill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=475"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}