{"id":467,"date":"2008-03-29T13:34:53","date_gmt":"2008-03-29T21:34:53","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/danklass.com\/pill\/?p=467"},"modified":"2008-03-29T13:34:53","modified_gmt":"2008-03-29T21:34:53","slug":"126-jury-doodie-explosive-afternoon","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.danklass.com\/pill\/2008\/03\/29\/126-jury-doodie-explosive-afternoon\/","title":{"rendered":"#126: Jury Doodie \/ Explosive Afternoon"},"content":{"rendered":"

Apparently, I no longer am able to automatically get out of jury duty. Great…<\/p>\n

Gotta work the system? Just slop on some Smiley Greeze!\u2122 It works wonders!<\/strong><\/p>\n

\"AnotherI have got to stop guzzling caffiene, eating freezer pancakes and chocolate covered coffee beans, and get a night’s sleep. And, for some reason I have some sort of major bus-riding-anxiety. I would feel more comfortable hitchhiking than getting on a public bus.<\/p>\n

When you’re doing your radio show, and you bring in some cameras and start broadcasting video, you are no longer doing a radio show<\/em>. You are doing television<\/em>. Fill the box, idiot!<\/p>\n

Do we really need to watch Jason Calacanis walk his dog, or Chris Pirillo read his e-mail? But guess what, the joke’s on us because we’re the ones who are watching.<\/p>\n

My daughter was accepted into H’s school. Can she please start kindergarten now, please? RIGHT NOW? I’m begging you!<\/p>\n

In part two, I discuss the explosion that almost took out my local Quizno’s and did take out one of Westchester’s finest. I also admit why I keep the back gate locked up tight.<\/p>\n

This preview is the abridged edition of the full hour-length show. Enjoy! <\/em><\/p>\n