{"id":467,"date":"2008-03-29T13:34:53","date_gmt":"2008-03-29T21:34:53","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/danklass.com\/pill\/?p=467"},"modified":"2008-03-29T13:34:53","modified_gmt":"2008-03-29T21:34:53","slug":"126-jury-doodie-explosive-afternoon","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.danklass.com\/pill\/2008\/03\/29\/126-jury-doodie-explosive-afternoon\/","title":{"rendered":"#126: Jury Doodie \/ Explosive Afternoon"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Apparently, I no longer am able to automatically get out of jury duty.  Great&#8230;<\/p>\n<p><strong>Gotta work the system?  Just slop on some Smiley Greeze!\u2122  It works wonders!<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" title=\"Another one rides the bus\" src=\"http:\/\/danklass.com\/pill\/bus.jpg\" alt=\"Another one rides the bus\" align=\"left\" \/>I have got to stop guzzling caffiene, eating freezer pancakes and chocolate covered coffee beans,  and get a night&#8217;s sleep.  And, for some reason I have some sort of major bus-riding-anxiety.  I would feel more comfortable hitchhiking than getting on a public bus.<\/p>\n<p>When you&#8217;re doing your radio show, and you bring in some cameras and start broadcasting video, <em>you are no longer doing a radio show<\/em>.  You are doing <em>television<\/em>.  Fill the box, idiot!<\/p>\n<p>Do we really need to watch Jason Calacanis walk his dog, or Chris Pirillo read his e-mail?  But guess what, the joke&#8217;s on us because we&#8217;re the ones who are watching.<\/p>\n<p>My daughter was accepted into H&#8217;s school.  Can she please start kindergarten now, please?  RIGHT NOW?  I&#8217;m begging you!<\/p>\n<p>In part two, I discuss the explosion that almost took out my local Quizno&#8217;s and did take out one of Westchester&#8217;s finest.  I also admit why I keep the back gate locked up tight.<\/p>\n<p><em>This preview is the abridged edition of the full hour-length show.  Enjoy! <\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Apparently, I no longer am able to automatically get out of jury duty. Great&#8230; Gotta work the system? Just slop on some Smiley Greeze!\u2122 It works wonders! I have got [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3,16],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-467","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-podcast","category-premium"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.danklass.com\/pill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/467","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.danklass.com\/pill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.danklass.com\/pill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.danklass.com\/pill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.danklass.com\/pill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=467"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.danklass.com\/pill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/467\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.danklass.com\/pill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=467"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.danklass.com\/pill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=467"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.danklass.com\/pill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=467"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}