{"id":455,"date":"2008-02-16T23:18:38","date_gmt":"2008-02-17T07:18:38","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/danklass.com\/pill\/?p=455"},"modified":"2008-02-16T23:18:38","modified_gmt":"2008-02-17T07:18:38","slug":"120-i-talk-about-puppiesmelissas-back","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.danklass.com\/pill\/2008\/02\/16\/120-i-talk-about-puppiesmelissas-back\/","title":{"rendered":"#120: I Talk About Puppies\/Melissa&#8217;s Back"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img decoding=\"async\" align=\"left\" alt=\"back\" title=\"back\" src=\"http:\/\/danklass.com\/pill\/120s_back.jpg\" \/>Why, why, why do I have to lose my voice every time I get even the smallest cold?  Can&#8217;t you just keep your little snot-faucet of a kid home from school for a day or two so I don&#8217;t have to suck a Ludens for five days?<\/p>\n<p>I talk about <a target=\"_blank\" title=\"American Idol\" href=\"http:\/\/www.americanidol.com\/\">American Idle<\/a>, I ask <a target=\"_blank\" title=\"The Hollywood Podcast\" href=\"http:\/\/www.hollywoodpodcast.com\">Tim Coyne<\/a> to blog about me if I commit suicide, and how you need to conduct yourself around my wife from now.<\/p>\n<p>I try to come clean on the truth about how I can talk about how terrible my wife is all the time.<\/p>\n<p><a target=\"_blank\" title=\"Chocolate Rain\" href=\"http:\/\/youtube.com\/watch?v=EwTZ2xpQwpA\">I love Chocolate Rain<\/a>.  This kid is my breathing brother.<br \/>\n(58:29)<\/p>\n<p><em>The full length version of this show is currently only available to Premium Pill members.  <\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Why, why, why do I have to lose my voice every time I get even the smallest cold? Can&#8217;t you just keep your little snot-faucet of a kid home from [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3,16],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-455","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-podcast","category-premium"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.danklass.com\/pill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/455","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.danklass.com\/pill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.danklass.com\/pill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.danklass.com\/pill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.danklass.com\/pill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=455"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.danklass.com\/pill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/455\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.danklass.com\/pill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=455"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.danklass.com\/pill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=455"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.danklass.com\/pill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=455"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}