{"id":424,"date":"2007-09-06T13:27:58","date_gmt":"2007-09-06T21:27:58","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/danklass.com\/pill\/?p=424"},"modified":"2007-09-06T13:27:58","modified_gmt":"2007-09-06T21:27:58","slug":"109-the-dan-klass-lifestyle","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.danklass.com\/pill\/2007\/09\/06\/109-the-dan-klass-lifestyle\/","title":{"rendered":"#109: The Dan Klass LifeStyle"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img decoding=\"async\" alt=\"Dan Klass Lifestyle\" title=\"Dan Klass Lifestyle\" src=\"http:\/\/danklass.com\/pill\/lifestyle_girl.jpg\" \/><\/p>\n<p><em><strong>It&#8217;s not a diet, it&#8217;s a way of life!<\/strong><\/em><\/p>\n<p>So far, the first steps of the Dan Klass Weight Control Lifestyle:<br \/>\n1) Stomach and Mind Training: Don&#8217;t Eat Until You Feel Sick<br \/>\n2) Drink Tea.  It&#8217;s made of leaves, not chemicals.<\/p>\n<p>So, why don&#8217;t you know what I do?  And if your restaurant is called &#8220;<a target=\"_blank\" title=\"el Polo Loco\" href=\"http:\/\/www.elpolloloco.com\/\">Crazy Chicken<\/a>,&#8221; why won&#8217;t you sell me <em>chicken<\/em>?  Sell me all the breasts I want, <em>right now!<\/em><\/p>\n<p>Keep a quarter handy if you&#8217;re in Poughkeepsie, as long as you&#8217;re old enough to be at the mall.  Is age discrimination legal? If so, nobody who is 56 is allowed to listen to this show.<br \/>\nThis is officially a &#8220;Mommy &#8216;Cast.&#8221;  Hey, mommies, the <a title=\"The Bronx Zoo\" target=\"_blank\" href=\"http:\/\/www.bronxzoo.com\">Bronx Zoo<\/a> is free on Wednesdays.<br \/>\nWant to feel better?  Cut all the leaves off a tree, and most of the branches!  It&#8217;s fun for the whole  family!<\/p>\n<p><strong \/><\/p>\n<p><strong> Sponsor the Show: Send Dan an iPhone!<\/strong><strong> <\/strong><strong><img decoding=\"async\" align=\"middle\" title=\"iPhone\" alt=\"iPhone\" src=\"http:\/\/www.danklass.com\/pill\/iphone_small.jpg\" \/><\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong> <\/strong><strong>Yes, if you sponsor &#8220;The Bitterest Pill&#8221; by sending Dan an Apple iPhone, here&#8217;s what you get:<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong> <\/strong><\/p>\n<ul><strong> \t<\/strong><\/p>\n<li>Your prerecorded sponsorship message (up to one minute, produced by Dan himself) in one month&#8217;s worth of new  episodes of The Bitterest Pill (at least four shows), plus inserted into all the episodes from #102 on for that same one month period!<\/li>\n<li>Dan will pretend to like you, your company, even your parents!<\/li>\n<p><strong> \t<\/strong><\/p>\n<li>Your photo or company logo on The Bitterest Pill web site.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p><strong><em>Offer ends September 17th, 2007<\/em><br \/>\n<\/strong><\/p>\n<ul><strong> <\/strong><\/ul>\n<p><strong> <\/strong><strong><strong \/><\/strong><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>It&#8217;s not a diet, it&#8217;s a way of life! So far, the first steps of the Dan Klass Weight Control Lifestyle: 1) Stomach and Mind Training: Don&#8217;t Eat Until You [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-424","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-podcast"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.danklass.com\/pill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/424","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.danklass.com\/pill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.danklass.com\/pill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.danklass.com\/pill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.danklass.com\/pill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=424"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.danklass.com\/pill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/424\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.danklass.com\/pill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=424"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.danklass.com\/pill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=424"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.danklass.com\/pill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=424"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}