{"id":4163,"date":"2022-12-30T23:37:33","date_gmt":"2022-12-30T23:37:33","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.danklass.com\/pill\/?p=4163"},"modified":"2022-12-30T23:39:01","modified_gmt":"2022-12-30T23:39:01","slug":"381-cyanide-hot-water","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.danklass.com\/pill\/2022\/12\/30\/381-cyanide-hot-water\/","title":{"rendered":"#381: Cyanide &#038; Hot Water"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.danklass.com\/pill\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/12\/knobs.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1024\" height=\"717\" src=\"http:\/\/www.danklass.com\/pill\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/12\/knobs-1024x717.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-4164\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.danklass.com\/pill\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/12\/knobs-1024x717.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/www.danklass.com\/pill\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/12\/knobs-300x210.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.danklass.com\/pill\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/12\/knobs-768x538.jpg 768w, https:\/\/www.danklass.com\/pill\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/12\/knobs-750x526.jpg 750w, https:\/\/www.danklass.com\/pill\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/12\/knobs-400x280.jpg 400w, https:\/\/www.danklass.com\/pill\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/12\/knobs-430x301.jpg 430w, https:\/\/www.danklass.com\/pill\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/12\/knobs-150x105.jpg 150w, https:\/\/www.danklass.com\/pill\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/12\/knobs-100x70.jpg 100w, https:\/\/www.danklass.com\/pill\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/12\/knobs.jpg 1500w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1024px) 100vw, 1024px\" \/><\/a><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>I bought a Koke Zeero laced with cyanide, got new glasses that are useless, called in &#8220;sick,&#8221; 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