{"id":4080,"date":"2020-11-16T02:15:44","date_gmt":"2020-11-16T02:15:44","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.danklass.com\/pill\/?p=4080"},"modified":"2020-11-16T02:17:17","modified_gmt":"2020-11-16T02:17:17","slug":"pillbox-the-wish-book","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.danklass.com\/pill\/2020\/11\/16\/pillbox-the-wish-book\/","title":{"rendered":"PILLBOX: The Wish Book"},"content":{"rendered":"\n
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(Originally posted May 3, 2011)\u00a0I saw Beck<\/a> at the doctor\u2019s office and Tara Ried<\/a> at the meat counter. Apparently neither of them were invited to the big wedding across the pond. \u00a0Man, I haven\u2019t seen this many people get this excited about breeding show dogs since, well, 1981. \u00a0 Frankly, I thought the whole monarchy thing had run it\u2019s course, until I saw Prince William\/The Duke of Cambridge and his new (hot) bride driving around in an Aston Martin Volante<\/a> with a \u201cLearner\u201d plate on the front. \u00a0Sweet move, Billy!<\/p>\n

I talked reality<\/em> with my agent. \u00a0Honestly, if you\u2019re trying to make it in show business, reality is the last thing you want to talk about.<\/p>\n

We started the odyssey of getting a new heating system put into the house. \u00a0We\u2019ll see how that all turns out. \u00a0We had guys from a major American retailer<\/em> come over to give us a quote. \u00a0We thought they\u2019d never leave. \u00a0Eventually we signed on the dotted line. \u00a0Then, they started to get cranky. \u00a0Bad move. \u00a0Something they need to keep in mind: We don\u2019t need the heater until October. \u00a0Mind your manners\u2026<\/p>\n

My apologies to Tara Reid for not remembering she was Bunny Lebowski.<\/p>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

I talked reality with my agent. \u00a0Honestly, if you\u2019re trying to make it in show business, reality is the last thing you want to talk about.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":4081,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-4080","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-podcast"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.danklass.com\/pill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4080","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.danklass.com\/pill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.danklass.com\/pill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.danklass.com\/pill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.danklass.com\/pill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=4080"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/www.danklass.com\/pill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4080\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4084,"href":"https:\/\/www.danklass.com\/pill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4080\/revisions\/4084"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.danklass.com\/pill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/4081"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.danklass.com\/pill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=4080"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.danklass.com\/pill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=4080"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.danklass.com\/pill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=4080"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}