{"id":4058,"date":"2020-10-26T09:08:13","date_gmt":"2020-10-26T09:08:13","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.danklass.com\/pill\/?p=4058"},"modified":"2020-10-27T15:50:20","modified_gmt":"2020-10-27T15:50:20","slug":"pillbox-aloha-birthday-girl","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.danklass.com\/pill\/2020\/10\/26\/pillbox-aloha-birthday-girl\/","title":{"rendered":"PILLBOX: Aloha, Birthday Girl"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-4059\" src=\"http:\/\/www.danklass.com\/pill\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/10\/luggage-1149289_1280.jpg\" alt=\"luggage-1149289_1280\" width=\"1280\" height=\"853\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.danklass.com\/pill\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/10\/luggage-1149289_1280.jpg 1280w, https:\/\/www.danklass.com\/pill\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/10\/luggage-1149289_1280-300x200.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.danklass.com\/pill\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/10\/luggage-1149289_1280-768x512.jpg 768w, https:\/\/www.danklass.com\/pill\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/10\/luggage-1149289_1280-1024x682.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/www.danklass.com\/pill\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/10\/luggage-1149289_1280-750x500.jpg 750w, https:\/\/www.danklass.com\/pill\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/10\/luggage-1149289_1280-400x267.jpg 400w, https:\/\/www.danklass.com\/pill\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/10\/luggage-1149289_1280-430x287.jpg 430w, https:\/\/www.danklass.com\/pill\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/10\/luggage-1149289_1280-150x100.jpg 150w, https:\/\/www.danklass.com\/pill\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/10\/luggage-1149289_1280-100x67.jpg 100w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1280px) 100vw, 1280px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>(Originally released on <span class=\"posted-on\"><time class=\"entry-date published\" datetime=\"2011-04-13T17:57:14+00:00\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.danklass.com\/pill\/2011\/04\/13\/243-aloha-birthday-girl\/\" rel=\"bookmark\">April 13, 2011)<\/a>\u00a0<\/time><\/span><i class=\"fa fa-user\"><\/i>We were supposed to go to Hawaii again this year.\u00a0 But, things can change.\u00a0 Try explaining to your 8-year-old daughter that she won\u2019t be spending her birthday in Maui after all.\u00a0 Gulp.<\/p>\n<p>Luckily, we spent our spring break skateboarding, flying helicopters and watching Psych.\u00a0 Now, that\u2019s spring break\u2026<\/p>\n<div class=\"powerpress_player\" id=\"powerpress_player_4158\"><audio class=\"wp-audio-shortcode\" id=\"audio-4058-1\" preload=\"none\" style=\"width: 100%;\" controls=\"controls\"><source type=\"audio\/mpeg\" src=\"http:\/\/www.podtrac.com\/pts\/redirect.mp3\/dts.podtrac.com\/redirect.mp3\/www.danklass.com\/pill\/podcasts\/BP243_2011_04_13_skate.mp3?_=1\" \/><a href=\"http:\/\/www.podtrac.com\/pts\/redirect.mp3\/dts.podtrac.com\/redirect.mp3\/www.danklass.com\/pill\/podcasts\/BP243_2011_04_13_skate.mp3\">http:\/\/www.podtrac.com\/pts\/redirect.mp3\/dts.podtrac.com\/redirect.mp3\/www.danklass.com\/pill\/podcasts\/BP243_2011_04_13_skate.mp3<\/a><\/audio><\/div><p class=\"powerpress_links powerpress_links_mp3\" style=\"margin-bottom: 1px !important;\">Podcast: <a href=\"http:\/\/www.podtrac.com\/pts\/redirect.mp3\/dts.podtrac.com\/redirect.mp3\/www.danklass.com\/pill\/podcasts\/BP243_2011_04_13_skate.mp3\" class=\"powerpress_link_pinw\" target=\"_blank\" title=\"Play in new window\" onclick=\"return powerpress_pinw('https:\/\/www.danklass.com\/pill\/?powerpress_pinw=4058-podcast');\" rel=\"nofollow\">Play in new window<\/a> | <a href=\"http:\/\/www.podtrac.com\/pts\/redirect.mp3\/dts.podtrac.com\/redirect.mp3\/www.danklass.com\/pill\/podcasts\/BP243_2011_04_13_skate.mp3\" class=\"powerpress_link_d\" title=\"Download\" rel=\"nofollow\" download=\"BP243_2011_04_13_skate.mp3\">Download<\/a><\/p><p class=\"powerpress_links powerpress_subscribe_links\">Subscribe: <a href=\"https:\/\/tunein.com\/podcasts\/Arts--Culture-Podcasts\/The-Bitterest-Pill-The-Dan-Klass-Podcast-p1010058\/\" class=\"powerpress_link_subscribe powerpress_link_subscribe_tunein\" target=\"_blank\" title=\"Subscribe on TuneIn\" rel=\"nofollow\">TuneIn<\/a> | <a href=\"https:\/\/www.danklass.com\/pill\/feed\/podcast\/\" class=\"powerpress_link_subscribe powerpress_link_subscribe_rss\" target=\"_blank\" title=\"Subscribe via RSS\" rel=\"nofollow\">RSS<\/a> | <a href=\"https:\/\/www.danklass.com\/pill\/subscribe\/\" class=\"powerpress_link_subscribe powerpress_link_subscribe_more\" target=\"_blank\" title=\"More\" rel=\"nofollow\">More<\/a><\/p>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>We were supposed to go to Hawaii again this year.  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