{"id":3665,"date":"2016-10-21T17:51:36","date_gmt":"2016-10-21T17:51:36","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.danklass.com\/pill\/?p=3665"},"modified":"2016-10-21T17:52:25","modified_gmt":"2016-10-21T17:52:25","slug":"pillbox-166-my-name-is-dan-and-im-a-diet-coke-addict","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.danklass.com\/pill\/2016\/10\/21\/pillbox-166-my-name-is-dan-and-im-a-diet-coke-addict\/","title":{"rendered":"PILLBOX: #166:  My Name is Dan and I&#8217;m a (Diet) Coke  Addict"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-3667\" src=\"http:\/\/www.danklass.com\/pill\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/10\/coke_addict_on_red.jpg\" alt=\"coke addict - 166\" width=\"504\" height=\"360\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.danklass.com\/pill\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/10\/coke_addict_on_red.jpg 504w, https:\/\/www.danklass.com\/pill\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/10\/coke_addict_on_red-300x214.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.danklass.com\/pill\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/10\/coke_addict_on_red-350x250.jpg 350w, https:\/\/www.danklass.com\/pill\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/10\/coke_addict_on_red-400x286.jpg 400w, https:\/\/www.danklass.com\/pill\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/10\/coke_addict_on_red-430x307.jpg 430w, https:\/\/www.danklass.com\/pill\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/10\/coke_addict_on_red-150x107.jpg 150w, https:\/\/www.danklass.com\/pill\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/10\/coke_addict_on_red-100x71.jpg 100w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 504px) 100vw, 504px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>New episodes coming soon. \u00a0This one was originally released in March, 2009&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>The New York Times is finally right.\u00a0 I\u00a0<em>am<\/em>\u00a0an addict&#8230;<br \/>\nThis time we discuss iPhone app management woes, NetFlix, David Mamet&#8217;s\u00a0<a title=\"Red Belt\" href=\"http:\/\/www.amazon.com\/exec\/obidos\/ASIN\/B001C5LLMI\/thebitterestp-20\" target=\"_blank\">RED BELT<\/a>, my Diet Coke addition and my being a &#8220;<a title=\"prig\" href=\"http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Prig\" target=\"_blank\">prig<\/a>&#8221; (and when I usually spell &#8220;prig&#8221; it&#8217;s with a &#8220;ck&#8221;), my\u00a0<a title=\"narcolepsy\" href=\"http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Narcolepsy\" target=\"_blank\">narcolepsy<\/a>, being befriended by former classmates (and &#8220;lady friends&#8221;) on Facebook, the alarm updates,\u00a0<a title=\"Heather Armstrong\" href=\"http:\/\/danklass.com\/pill\/?p=385\" target=\"_blank\">Heather Armstrong<\/a>, being Super Poked&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>If you don&#8217;t know what\u00a0<a title=\"Twitter\" href=\"http:\/\/www.twitter.com\" target=\"_blank\">Twitter<\/a>\u00a0is by now, there&#8217;s nothing I can do for you&#8230;just go to Twitter and stare at it for a while.\u00a0 You&#8217;ll work it out.\u00a0 If that doesn&#8217;t help, contact my sane alter ego at\u00a0<a title=\"Jacket Media\" href=\"http:\/\/www.jacketmedia.com\" target=\"_blank\">Jacket Media<\/a>.\u00a0 He&#8217;s explain it to you slowly and clearly&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>What is the statute of limitations on being a teenage Lothario?\u00a0 Or rather,\u00a0<em>wanting<\/em>\u00a0to be&#8230;<br \/>\nThe videos I was working on were written by our friend Joel Thomas, the mastermind of the hysterical video series,\u00a0\u00a0<strong><em><a title=\"Imaginary High-Maintenance Girlfriend\" href=\"http:\/\/highmaintenanceimaginarygirlfriend.wordpress.com\/\" target=\"_blank\">Imaginary High-Maintenance Girlfriend<\/a><\/em><\/strong>.<br \/>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/www.amazon.com\/exec\/obidos\/ASIN\/B001C5LLMI\/thebitterestp-20\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/images.amazon.com\/images\/P\/B001C5LLMI.01.MZZZZZZZ.jpg\" alt=\"Book Cover\" \/><\/a><a href=\"http:\/\/www.amazon.com\/exec\/obidos\/ASIN\/B00005JKG9\/thebitterestp-20\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/images.amazon.com\/images\/P\/B00005JKG9.01.MZZZZZZZ.jpg\" alt=\"Book Cover\" \/>\u00a0<\/a><\/p>\n<p>BP166_2009_03_04_jiggy.mp3<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/traffic.libsyn.com\/preview\/owrn8m\/BP166_2009_03_04_jiggy.mp3\">Open<\/a><\/p>\n<div class=\"powerpress_player\" id=\"powerpress_player_604\"><audio class=\"wp-audio-shortcode\" id=\"audio-3665-1\" preload=\"none\" style=\"width: 100%;\" controls=\"controls\"><source type=\"audio\/mpeg\" src=\"http:\/\/www.podtrac.com\/pts\/redirect.mp3\/traffic.libsyn.com\/preview\/owrn8m\/BP166_2009_03_04_jiggy.mp3?_=1\" \/><a href=\"http:\/\/www.podtrac.com\/pts\/redirect.mp3\/traffic.libsyn.com\/preview\/owrn8m\/BP166_2009_03_04_jiggy.mp3\">http:\/\/www.podtrac.com\/pts\/redirect.mp3\/traffic.libsyn.com\/preview\/owrn8m\/BP166_2009_03_04_jiggy.mp3<\/a><\/audio><\/div><p class=\"powerpress_links powerpress_links_mp3\" style=\"margin-bottom: 1px !important;\">Podcast: <a href=\"http:\/\/www.podtrac.com\/pts\/redirect.mp3\/traffic.libsyn.com\/preview\/owrn8m\/BP166_2009_03_04_jiggy.mp3\" class=\"powerpress_link_pinw\" target=\"_blank\" title=\"Play in new window\" onclick=\"return powerpress_pinw('https:\/\/www.danklass.com\/pill\/?powerpress_pinw=3665-podcast');\" rel=\"nofollow\">Play in new window<\/a> | <a href=\"http:\/\/www.podtrac.com\/pts\/redirect.mp3\/traffic.libsyn.com\/preview\/owrn8m\/BP166_2009_03_04_jiggy.mp3\" class=\"powerpress_link_d\" title=\"Download\" rel=\"nofollow\" download=\"BP166_2009_03_04_jiggy.mp3\">Download<\/a><\/p><p class=\"powerpress_links powerpress_subscribe_links\">Subscribe: <a href=\"https:\/\/tunein.com\/podcasts\/Arts--Culture-Podcasts\/The-Bitterest-Pill-The-Dan-Klass-Podcast-p1010058\/\" class=\"powerpress_link_subscribe powerpress_link_subscribe_tunein\" target=\"_blank\" title=\"Subscribe on TuneIn\" rel=\"nofollow\">TuneIn<\/a> | <a href=\"https:\/\/www.danklass.com\/pill\/feed\/podcast\/\" class=\"powerpress_link_subscribe powerpress_link_subscribe_rss\" target=\"_blank\" title=\"Subscribe via RSS\" rel=\"nofollow\">RSS<\/a> | <a href=\"https:\/\/www.danklass.com\/pill\/subscribe\/\" class=\"powerpress_link_subscribe powerpress_link_subscribe_more\" target=\"_blank\" title=\"More\" rel=\"nofollow\">More<\/a><\/p>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>New episodes coming soon. \u00a0This one was originally released in March, 2009&#8230; 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