{"id":3382,"date":"2015-12-11T23:13:18","date_gmt":"2015-12-11T23:13:18","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.danklass.com\/pill\/?p=3382"},"modified":"2016-02-16T17:33:03","modified_gmt":"2016-02-16T17:33:03","slug":"pillbox-164-im-just-being-parentnoid","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.danklass.com\/pill\/2015\/12\/11\/pillbox-164-im-just-being-parentnoid\/","title":{"rendered":"PILLBOX #164: I&#8217;m Just Being Parentnoid"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignleft\" title=\"flip-flops\" src=\"http:\/\/www.danklass.com\/pill\/flip-flops.gif\" alt=\"flip-flops\" \/><\/p>\n<p>(Feb 5, 2009) I talk a bit about my latest trip to Costco, by way of <a title=\"Diaper Genie\" href=\"http:\/\/www.diapergenie.com\" target=\"_blank\">The Diaper Genie<\/a>.\u00a0 Trust me, there is no actual genie inside The Diaper Genie.\u00a0 Just a big plastic poop-sausage.<\/p>\n<p>I have always believed that running in <a title=\"flip-flops\" href=\"http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Flip-flop\" target=\"_blank\">flip-flops<\/a> is a bad idea, especially on the sidewalk.\u00a0 And, unfortunately, I was proven right.<\/p>\n<p>It turns out I&#8217;m not being paranoid, I&#8217;m being &#8220;<em><a title=\"parentnoid\" href=\"http:\/\/www.urbandictionary.com\/define.php?term=parentnoid\" target=\"_blank\">parent-noid<\/a><\/em>.&#8221;\u00a0 (Turns out I didn&#8217;t coin that phrase.\u00a0 Darn!)<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<div class=\"powerpress_player\" id=\"powerpress_player_2085\"><audio class=\"wp-audio-shortcode\" id=\"audio-3382-1\" preload=\"none\" style=\"width: 100%;\" controls=\"controls\"><source type=\"audio\/mpeg\" src=\"http:\/\/www.podtrac.com\/pts\/redirect.mp3\/traffic.libsyn.com\/owrn8m\/BP164_2009_02_5_parentnoid.mp3?_=1\" \/><a 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