{"id":3382,"date":"2015-12-11T23:13:18","date_gmt":"2015-12-11T23:13:18","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.danklass.com\/pill\/?p=3382"},"modified":"2016-02-16T17:33:03","modified_gmt":"2016-02-16T17:33:03","slug":"pillbox-164-im-just-being-parentnoid","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.danklass.com\/pill\/2015\/12\/11\/pillbox-164-im-just-being-parentnoid\/","title":{"rendered":"PILLBOX #164: I&#8217;m Just Being Parentnoid"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignleft\" title=\"flip-flops\" src=\"http:\/\/www.danklass.com\/pill\/flip-flops.gif\" alt=\"flip-flops\" \/><\/p>\n<p>(Feb 5, 2009) I talk a bit about my latest trip to Costco, by way of <a title=\"Diaper Genie\" href=\"http:\/\/www.diapergenie.com\" target=\"_blank\">The Diaper Genie<\/a>.\u00a0 Trust me, there is no actual genie inside The Diaper Genie.\u00a0 Just a big plastic poop-sausage.<\/p>\n<p>I have always believed that running in <a title=\"flip-flops\" href=\"http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Flip-flop\" target=\"_blank\">flip-flops<\/a> is a bad idea, especially on the sidewalk.\u00a0 And, unfortunately, I was proven right.<\/p>\n<p>It turns out I&#8217;m not being paranoid, I&#8217;m being &#8220;<em><a title=\"parentnoid\" href=\"http:\/\/www.urbandictionary.com\/define.php?term=parentnoid\" target=\"_blank\">parent-noid<\/a><\/em>.&#8221;\u00a0 (Turns out I didn&#8217;t coin that phrase.\u00a0 Darn!)<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>(Feb 5, 2009) I talk a bit about my latest trip to Costco, by way of The Diaper Genie.\u00a0 Trust me, there is no actual genie inside The Diaper Genie.\u00a0 [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":3431,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3382","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-podcast"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.danklass.com\/pill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3382","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.danklass.com\/pill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.danklass.com\/pill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.danklass.com\/pill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.danklass.com\/pill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3382"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/www.danklass.com\/pill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3382\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3385,"href":"https:\/\/www.danklass.com\/pill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3382\/revisions\/3385"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.danklass.com\/pill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/3431"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.danklass.com\/pill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3382"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.danklass.com\/pill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3382"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.danklass.com\/pill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3382"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}