{"id":314,"date":"2006-05-09T20:38:59","date_gmt":"2006-05-10T04:38:59","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/danklass.com\/pill\/?p=314"},"modified":"2006-05-09T20:38:59","modified_gmt":"2006-05-10T04:38:59","slug":"75-return-of-the-wife","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.danklass.com\/pill\/2006\/05\/09\/75-return-of-the-wife\/","title":{"rendered":"#75: Return of The Wife"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Melissa and I celebrate our 13th wedding anniversary by&#8230;recording a show.  We talk about living in the Matrix, the &#8220;brand experience&#8221; of 21st Century life, hot bean water, PLS &#038; THKS, &#8220;mouse pride&#8221; and working upstairs at Crate &#038; Barrel, being Catholic by proxie, being married to an eighty year-old man, getting fecal faced with co-workers, the 50 year-old alien women, Jennifer Grey&#8217;s nose&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>This is how we recommit to each other.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Melissa and I celebrate our 13th wedding anniversary by&#8230;recording a show. We talk about living in the Matrix, the &#8220;brand experience&#8221; of 21st Century life, hot bean water, PLS &#038; [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[11,3],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-314","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-melissa","category-podcast"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.danklass.com\/pill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/314","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.danklass.com\/pill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.danklass.com\/pill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.danklass.com\/pill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.danklass.com\/pill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=314"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.danklass.com\/pill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/314\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.danklass.com\/pill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=314"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.danklass.com\/pill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=314"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.danklass.com\/pill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=314"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}