{"id":307,"date":"2006-04-02T20:07:24","date_gmt":"2006-04-03T04:07:24","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/danklass.com\/pill\/?p=307"},"modified":"2006-04-02T20:07:24","modified_gmt":"2006-04-03T04:07:24","slug":"relax-cheap-ass","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.danklass.com\/pill\/2006\/04\/02\/relax-cheap-ass\/","title":{"rendered":"Relax, cheap ass!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Folks, holy cow&#8230;it&#8217;s an April Fools joke!  Or, was it a litmus test in the guise of an April Fools joke?  Nobody will ever know, including me.<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;m amazed that anyone over the age of about 16 believes anything they hear on April 1st.  That being said, Brian Ibbott of <a href=\"http:\/\/www.coverville.com\" target=\"_blank\">Coverville<\/a> got me big time.  &#8220;<em>Safety Dance<\/em> is a cover?  Really?  Wow, I didn&#8217;t know that!&#8221;  Yeesh.<\/p>\n<p>No, no, no&#8230;fear not, The Bitterest Pill will continue to be free.<\/p>\n<p>However, thanks to everyone for reminding me that nobody wants to pay for something they used to get for free, unless of course it&#8217;s cable tv, satellite radio or bottled water.<\/p>\n<p>I know how you feel: I haven&#8217;t listened to Howard Stern since the change.<\/p>\n<p>Now, for those of you who just can&#8217;t get enough, there will most likely be &#8220;Premium Content&#8221; in the coming months, available only to &#8220;Premium Subscribers:&#8221;  unedited podcasts or stories from the vaults remastered, live events, video versions, etc.  We&#8217;ll see.  Extra fun stuff for listeners will too much time on their hands.<\/p>\n<p>Coming soon: Podcast from the Big Island.  We&#8217;re in Hawaii, and will be podcasting from the sunny shores of Kona.  And, it&#8217;s FREE!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Folks, holy cow&#8230;it&#8217;s an April Fools joke! Or, was it a litmus test in the guise of an April Fools joke? Nobody will ever know, including me. I&#8217;m amazed that [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[12],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-307","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-news-updates"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.danklass.com\/pill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/307","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.danklass.com\/pill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.danklass.com\/pill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.danklass.com\/pill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.danklass.com\/pill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=307"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.danklass.com\/pill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/307\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.danklass.com\/pill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=307"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.danklass.com\/pill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=307"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.danklass.com\/pill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=307"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}