{"id":3030,"date":"2014-09-13T03:01:38","date_gmt":"2014-09-13T03:01:38","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.danklass.com\/pill\/?p=3030"},"modified":"2014-09-13T03:02:14","modified_gmt":"2014-09-13T03:02:14","slug":"new-324-the-results-of-heat-prostration","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.danklass.com\/pill\/2014\/09\/13\/new-324-the-results-of-heat-prostration\/","title":{"rendered":"NEW! #324: The Results of Heat Prostration"},"content":{"rendered":"

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I was very hot telling this story about being very hot, and then seeing a woman who was very hot…<\/p>\n

Listen, I agree, it’s been WAY too long since the last new Pill. \u00a0I won’t let it happen again.<\/p>\n

Since we last spoke, so much\/nothing at all has happened, so I thought I’d just tell you what happened last Friday. \u00a0Last Friday I was in a movie. \u00a0I think it’s called 96 Souls<\/em>. \u00a0I haven’t read the script but I’m working on it. \u00a0All I know is I went there and put on scubs and it was very hot. \u00a0My wife was in Barcelona and my son was being murdered by an Uber driver. \u00a0Or not. I don’t know, it’s all a blur.<\/p>\n

And, I looked up a woman’s dress at the car wash, but it was entrapment. \u00a0And, it was not really up. \u00a0It’s hard to explain, but I try…<\/p>\n

The woman in the photo is not the woman from the story. \u00a0The woman’s dress in the story was about 8-12 inches shorter than the dress in the photo. \u00a0Trust me.<\/p>\n

THANKS FOR LISTENING!<\/p>\n