{"id":2995,"date":"2014-03-29T01:10:15","date_gmt":"2014-03-29T01:10:15","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.danklass.com\/pill\/?p=2995"},"modified":"2014-03-29T01:19:08","modified_gmt":"2014-03-29T01:19:08","slug":"pillbox-142-put-me-in-the-zoo","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.danklass.com\/pill\/2014\/03\/29\/pillbox-142-put-me-in-the-zoo\/","title":{"rendered":"PILLBOX 142: Put Me In The Zoo"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img decoding=\"async\" title=\"Leash kids\" alt=\"Leash kids\" src=\"http:\/\/www.danklass.com\/pill\/leash_kids.jpg\" align=\"left\" \/>From the vaults&#8230;The Tale: The kids and I went to the Los Angeles Zoo and Botanical Gardens, to have lunch and complain about the heat. Par for the course with the Klass family. Sure we saw a couple zebras, half a gorilla and the top of the lion, but all in all it was a wonderfully hot and sweaty day. The great thing is, I could have stayed home and had the kids complain for free if I&#8217;d just made them walk endlessly around the back yard. When, exactly, will I learn?<br \/>\nExtra: I give our perspective on the recent Los Angeles earthquake, and then we get a visit from none other than Princess Trooper\/Tirade.<\/p>\n<p>The kids are obsessed (today) with\u00a0<a title=\"Club Penguin\" href=\"http:\/\/clubpenguin.com\/\" target=\"_blank\">Club Penguin<\/a>. Whatever&#8230;<\/p>\n<p><em>\u00a0<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>From the vaults&#8230;The Tale: The kids and I went to the Los Angeles Zoo and Botanical Gardens, to have lunch and complain about the heat. Par for the course with [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2995","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-podcast"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.danklass.com\/pill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2995","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.danklass.com\/pill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.danklass.com\/pill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.danklass.com\/pill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.danklass.com\/pill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2995"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/www.danklass.com\/pill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2995\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2997,"href":"https:\/\/www.danklass.com\/pill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2995\/revisions\/2997"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.danklass.com\/pill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2995"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.danklass.com\/pill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2995"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.danklass.com\/pill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2995"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}