{"id":2980,"date":"2014-01-19T17:56:31","date_gmt":"2014-01-19T17:56:31","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.danklass.com\/pill\/?p=2980"},"modified":"2014-01-19T17:59:12","modified_gmt":"2014-01-19T17:59:12","slug":"321-he-knows-where-i-live","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.danklass.com\/pill\/2014\/01\/19\/321-he-knows-where-i-live\/","title":{"rendered":"#321: He Knows Where I Live"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.danklass.com\/pill\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/01\/tree_stump_icon.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full wp-image-2981 alignnone\" alt=\"tree_stump_icon\" src=\"http:\/\/www.danklass.com\/pill\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/01\/tree_stump_icon.jpg\" width=\"600\" height=\"600\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.danklass.com\/pill\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/01\/tree_stump_icon.jpg 600w, https:\/\/www.danklass.com\/pill\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/01\/tree_stump_icon-150x150.jpg 150w, https:\/\/www.danklass.com\/pill\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/01\/tree_stump_icon-300x300.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 600px) 100vw, 600px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Turns out I&#8217;m not a college professor, turns out I&#8217;m not in Dog Bowl and turns out I&#8217;m not shooting that movie this winter. \u00a0Happy New Year. \u00a0But, that&#8217;s okay, gives me plenty of time to do other things, like have all our trees ripped out of the ground and accost weirdos when they show up unannounced to take pictures of my house&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Turns out I&#8217;m not a college professor, turns out I&#8217;m not in Dog Bowl and turns out I&#8217;m not shooting that movie this winter. \u00a0Happy New Year. \u00a0But, that&#8217;s okay, [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2980","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-podcast"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.danklass.com\/pill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2980","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.danklass.com\/pill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.danklass.com\/pill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.danklass.com\/pill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.danklass.com\/pill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2980"}],"version-history":[{"count":5,"href":"https:\/\/www.danklass.com\/pill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2980\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2985,"href":"https:\/\/www.danklass.com\/pill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2980\/revisions\/2985"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.danklass.com\/pill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2980"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.danklass.com\/pill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2980"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.danklass.com\/pill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2980"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}