{"id":2775,"date":"2013-03-20T17:42:04","date_gmt":"2013-03-20T17:42:04","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.danklass.com\/pill\/?p=2775"},"modified":"2013-03-20T17:42:04","modified_gmt":"2013-03-20T17:42:04","slug":"308-more-comfortable-as-a-voyeur","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.danklass.com\/pill\/2013\/03\/20\/308-more-comfortable-as-a-voyeur\/","title":{"rendered":"#308: More Comfortable as a Voyeur"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.danklass.com\/pill\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/03\/corset_icon_spot.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-medium wp-image-2780 alignleft\" style=\"margin: 8px;\" title=\"corset_icon_spot\" src=\"http:\/\/www.danklass.com\/pill\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/03\/corset_icon_spot-260x300.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"260\" height=\"300\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.danklass.com\/pill\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/03\/corset_icon_spot-260x300.jpg 260w, https:\/\/www.danklass.com\/pill\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/03\/corset_icon_spot-890x1024.jpg 890w, https:\/\/www.danklass.com\/pill\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/03\/corset_icon_spot-128x148.jpg 128w, https:\/\/www.danklass.com\/pill\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/03\/corset_icon_spot-26x31.jpg 26w, https:\/\/www.danklass.com\/pill\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/03\/corset_icon_spot-33x38.jpg 33w, https:\/\/www.danklass.com\/pill\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/03\/corset_icon_spot-186x215.jpg 186w, https:\/\/www.danklass.com\/pill\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/03\/corset_icon_spot.jpg 981w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 260px) 100vw, 260px\" \/><\/a>Patent trolls are trying to extort money from successful podcasters. \u00a0I think it&#8217;s just horrible. \u00a0Luckily for me, I have nothing to worry about. \u00a0I have nothing to sue for.<\/p>\n<p>I think I ate some bad pizza at Whole Farms. \u00a0Either bad pizza, or at least pizza that hates me. \u00a0I don&#8217;t know, maybe it was a virus, but I ended up spending last Thursday lying on the bathroom floor, naked, hoping to not pass away.<\/p>\n<p>We went to a fancy gala and watched some of the moms do a dance. \u00a0A kinda sexy dance. \u00a0They did a great job, don&#8217;t get me wrong, I just felt like I shouldn&#8217;t be there. \u00a0Or at least I shouldn&#8217;t be visible. \u00a0Or, I shouldn&#8217;t be with my wife, I should be with a bachelor party doling out singles. I was so lost&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>I had my first job interview since the early &#8217;90&#8217;s. \u00a0At least that&#8217;s what it felt like. \u00a0I really wish I&#8217;d had a few practice interview before hand. \u00a0Well the interviewer asks, &#8220;So, what have you need up to lately?&#8221; I&#8217;m pretty sure you&#8217;re not supposed to say, &#8220;Why, didn&#8217;t you read my resum\u00e9?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><strong><a title=\"the SHIELD Act\" href=\"https:\/\/action.eff.org\/o\/9042\/p\/dia\/action\/public\/?action_KEY=9072\" target=\"_blank\">Learn more about the SHIELD Act.<\/a><\/strong><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Patent trolls are trying to extort money from successful podcasters. \u00a0I think it&#8217;s just horrible. \u00a0Luckily for me, I have nothing to worry about. \u00a0I have nothing to sue for. [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2775","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-podcast"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.danklass.com\/pill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2775","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.danklass.com\/pill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.danklass.com\/pill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.danklass.com\/pill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.danklass.com\/pill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2775"}],"version-history":[{"count":6,"href":"https:\/\/www.danklass.com\/pill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2775\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2782,"href":"https:\/\/www.danklass.com\/pill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2775\/revisions\/2782"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.danklass.com\/pill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2775"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.danklass.com\/pill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2775"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.danklass.com\/pill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2775"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}