{"id":2775,"date":"2013-03-20T17:42:04","date_gmt":"2013-03-20T17:42:04","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.danklass.com\/pill\/?p=2775"},"modified":"2013-03-20T17:42:04","modified_gmt":"2013-03-20T17:42:04","slug":"308-more-comfortable-as-a-voyeur","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.danklass.com\/pill\/2013\/03\/20\/308-more-comfortable-as-a-voyeur\/","title":{"rendered":"#308: More Comfortable as a Voyeur"},"content":{"rendered":"

\"\"<\/a>Patent trolls are trying to extort money from successful podcasters. \u00a0I think it’s just horrible. \u00a0Luckily for me, I have nothing to worry about. \u00a0I have nothing to sue for.<\/p>\n

I think I ate some bad pizza at Whole Farms. \u00a0Either bad pizza, or at least pizza that hates me. \u00a0I don’t know, maybe it was a virus, but I ended up spending last Thursday lying on the bathroom floor, naked, hoping to not pass away.<\/p>\n

We went to a fancy gala and watched some of the moms do a dance. \u00a0A kinda sexy dance. \u00a0They did a great job, don’t get me wrong, I just felt like I shouldn’t be there. \u00a0Or at least I shouldn’t be visible. \u00a0Or, I shouldn’t be with my wife, I should be with a bachelor party doling out singles. I was so lost…<\/p>\n

I had my first job interview since the early ’90’s. \u00a0At least that’s what it felt like. \u00a0I really wish I’d had a few practice interview before hand. \u00a0Well the interviewer asks, “So, what have you need up to lately?” I’m pretty sure you’re not supposed to say, “Why, didn’t you read my resum\u00e9?”<\/p>\n

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Patent trolls are trying to extort money from successful podcasters. \u00a0I think it’s just horrible. \u00a0Luckily for me, I have nothing to worry about. \u00a0I have nothing to sue for. […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2775","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-podcast"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.danklass.com\/pill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2775","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.danklass.com\/pill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.danklass.com\/pill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.danklass.com\/pill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.danklass.com\/pill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2775"}],"version-history":[{"count":6,"href":"https:\/\/www.danklass.com\/pill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2775\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2782,"href":"https:\/\/www.danklass.com\/pill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2775\/revisions\/2782"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.danklass.com\/pill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2775"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.danklass.com\/pill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2775"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.danklass.com\/pill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2775"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}