{"id":2737,"date":"2013-02-10T17:56:54","date_gmt":"2013-02-10T17:56:54","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.danklass.com\/pill\/?p=2737"},"modified":"2013-02-10T17:56:54","modified_gmt":"2013-02-10T17:56:54","slug":"305-blunt-force-trauma","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.danklass.com\/pill\/2013\/02\/10\/305-blunt-force-trauma\/","title":{"rendered":"#305: Blunt Force Trauma"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.danklass.com\/pill\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/02\/dan_self_icon_2013_rounded.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-medium wp-image-2741 alignleft\" style=\"margin: 4px;\" title=\"dan_self_icon_2013_rounded\" src=\"http:\/\/www.danklass.com\/pill\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/02\/dan_self_icon_2013_rounded-300x269.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"269\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.danklass.com\/pill\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/02\/dan_self_icon_2013_rounded-300x269.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.danklass.com\/pill\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/02\/dan_self_icon_2013_rounded-148x132.jpg 148w, https:\/\/www.danklass.com\/pill\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/02\/dan_self_icon_2013_rounded-31x27.jpg 31w, https:\/\/www.danklass.com\/pill\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/02\/dan_self_icon_2013_rounded-38x34.jpg 38w, https:\/\/www.danklass.com\/pill\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/02\/dan_self_icon_2013_rounded-239x215.jpg 239w, https:\/\/www.danklass.com\/pill\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/02\/dan_self_icon_2013_rounded.jpg 334w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a>I&#8217;m pretty sure at my age I should be listening to something other than <a title=\"Adam Ant\" href=\"http:\/\/www.adam-ant.com\" target=\"_blank\">Adam Ant<\/a>. \u00a0Maybe some Mumford &amp; Sons or Bon Iver if I want to maintain some sort of urban guy cred. \u00a0But, no, I listen to Adam Ant. \u00a0Adam Ant and my son&#8217;s music. \u00a0Did you know that young people like to shop in thrift shops? \u00a0I remember that&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>I like to watch 30 Rock, but my wife doesn&#8217;t, because my wife doesn&#8217;t need to see Tina Fey&#8217;s boobs.<\/p>\n<p>I am lonley, and my listener\/shrink seems to have disappeared. \u00a0So, I am left asking myself &#8220;How does that make me feel.&#8221; And, you know how that makes me feel? \u00a0Lonely. \u00a0Who is my one true friend? \u00a0Netflix. \u00a0Netflix and Floris. \u00a0And you. \u00a0Thanks.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;m pretty sure at my age I should be listening to something other than Adam Ant. \u00a0Maybe some Mumford &amp; Sons or Bon Iver if I want to maintain some [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2737","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-podcast"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.danklass.com\/pill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2737","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.danklass.com\/pill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.danklass.com\/pill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.danklass.com\/pill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.danklass.com\/pill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2737"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/www.danklass.com\/pill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2737\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2743,"href":"https:\/\/www.danklass.com\/pill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2737\/revisions\/2743"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.danklass.com\/pill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2737"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.danklass.com\/pill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2737"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.danklass.com\/pill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2737"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}