{"id":2692,"date":"2012-12-20T22:49:16","date_gmt":"2012-12-20T22:49:16","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.danklass.com\/pill\/?p=2692"},"modified":"2012-12-20T22:52:40","modified_gmt":"2012-12-20T22:52:40","slug":"for-not-waiting-for-christmas","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.danklass.com\/pill\/2012\/12\/20\/for-not-waiting-for-christmas\/","title":{"rendered":"&#8220;For Not Waiting for Christmas&#8221;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.danklass.com\/pill\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/12\/FNWFC1.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-medium wp-image-2694 alignleft\" style=\"border-width: 1px; border-color: black; border-style: solid; margin: 7px;\" title=\"FNWFC\" src=\"http:\/\/www.danklass.com\/pill\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/12\/FNWFC1-192x300.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"192\" height=\"300\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.danklass.com\/pill\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/12\/FNWFC1-192x300.jpg 192w, https:\/\/www.danklass.com\/pill\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/12\/FNWFC1-94x148.jpg 94w, https:\/\/www.danklass.com\/pill\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/12\/FNWFC1-19x31.jpg 19w, https:\/\/www.danklass.com\/pill\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/12\/FNWFC1-24x38.jpg 24w, https:\/\/www.danklass.com\/pill\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/12\/FNWFC1-137x215.jpg 137w, https:\/\/www.danklass.com\/pill\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/12\/FNWFC1.jpg 256w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 192px) 100vw, 192px\" \/><\/a>For the past several weeks, between high school applications, dance recitals and fits of weeping, I&#8217;ve been working on a new Christmas story. \u00a0I thought it was just going to be a quick thing about the year we convinced Santa Claus to deliver our gifts early one Christmas Eve. \u00a0It turned into a long, strange tale of Christmas and creepy dolls and light switching elves and reading dirty books and utter disappointment and overwhelming joy. \u00a0I hope you enjoy it.<\/p>\n<p>You can download\u00a0<strong>&#8220;For Not Waiting for Christmas&#8221;<\/strong>\u00a0here for free, in either\u00a0<a title=\"&quot;For Not Waiting for Christmas&quot; in EPUB format\" href=\"http:\/\/danklass.com\/FNWFC\/FNWFC_EPUB.epub\">EPUB<\/a>\u00a0for\u00a0<a title=\"&quot;For Not Waiting for Christmas&quot; in PDF format\" href=\"http:\/\/danklass.com\/FNWFC\/FNWFC_PDF.pdf\">PDF<\/a>\u00a0formats, or read it online at <a title=\"&quot;For Not Waiting for Christmas&quot; at Wattpad\" href=\"http:\/\/www.wattpad.com\/story\/3389710-for-not-waiting-for-christmas\" target=\"_blank\">Wattpad<\/a>.<br \/>\n<em>(Please note: You&#8217;ll need to right-click or control-click or whatever to download the EPUB version. \u00a0If you just click it&#8217;ll try to open in the browser and the browser will have no idea what to do with it)<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>For the past several weeks, between high school applications, dance recitals and fits of weeping, I&#8217;ve been working on a new Christmas story. \u00a0I thought it was just going to [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":2694,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[12,25],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2692","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-news-updates","category-prose"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.danklass.com\/pill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2692","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.danklass.com\/pill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.danklass.com\/pill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.danklass.com\/pill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.danklass.com\/pill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2692"}],"version-history":[{"count":5,"href":"https:\/\/www.danklass.com\/pill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2692\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2698,"href":"https:\/\/www.danklass.com\/pill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2692\/revisions\/2698"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.danklass.com\/pill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/2694"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.danklass.com\/pill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2692"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.danklass.com\/pill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2692"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.danklass.com\/pill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2692"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}