{"id":2680,"date":"2012-12-20T22:39:45","date_gmt":"2012-12-20T22:39:45","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.danklass.com\/pill\/?p=2680"},"modified":"2012-12-20T22:39:45","modified_gmt":"2012-12-20T22:39:45","slug":"303-he-pulled-me-over-with-his-finger","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.danklass.com\/pill\/2012\/12\/20\/303-he-pulled-me-over-with-his-finger\/","title":{"rendered":"#303: He Pulled Me Over with his Finger"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.danklass.com\/pill\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/12\/police_icon_final.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-medium wp-image-2681 alignleft\" style=\"margin: 5px;\" title=\"police_icon_final\" src=\"http:\/\/www.danklass.com\/pill\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/12\/police_icon_final-199x300.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"199\" height=\"300\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.danklass.com\/pill\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/12\/police_icon_final-199x300.jpg 199w, https:\/\/www.danklass.com\/pill\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/12\/police_icon_final-98x148.jpg 98w, https:\/\/www.danklass.com\/pill\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/12\/police_icon_final-20x31.jpg 20w, https:\/\/www.danklass.com\/pill\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/12\/police_icon_final-25x38.jpg 25w, https:\/\/www.danklass.com\/pill\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/12\/police_icon_final-143x215.jpg 143w, https:\/\/www.danklass.com\/pill\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/12\/police_icon_final.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 199px) 100vw, 199px\" \/><\/a>I got pulled over the other day on the way to school and got a ticket for rolling though a stop sign. \u00a0Not sure I would have rolled through the stop sign if the cop hadn&#8217;t been standing in the middle of the road, distracting me.<\/p>\n<p>My daughter has had many dance recitals recently. \u00a0It&#8217;s made me worried that someday I will be so old that all woman will look like children to me. \u00a0I don&#8217;t look forward to that day.<\/p>\n<p>In the wake of the recent tragedy in Connecticut, I&#8217;m not sure arming school employees is the way to go. \u00a0I wouldn&#8217;t trust a random desk clerk or custodian to back my car down my drive-way, there is no way in hell I want one swinging a gun around in a crisis. \u00a0Don&#8217;t spend money on guns for teachers, spend money on building panic rooms.<\/p>\n<p>You can download\u00a0<strong>&#8220;For Not Waiting for Christmas&#8221;<\/strong>\u00a0here for free, in either <a title=\"&quot;For Not Waiting for Christmas&quot; in EPUB format\" href=\"http:\/\/danklass.com\/FNWFC\/FNWFC_EPUB.epub\">EPUB<\/a> for <a title=\"&quot;For Not Waiting for Christmas&quot; in PDF format\" href=\"http:\/\/danklass.com\/FNWFC\/FNWFC_PDF.pdf\">PDF<\/a> formats.<br \/>\n<em>(Please note: You&#8217;ll need to right-click or control-click or whatever to download the EPUB version. \u00a0If you just click it&#8217;ll try to open in the browser and the browser will have no idea what to do with it)<\/em><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I got pulled over the other day on the way to school and got a ticket for rolling though a stop sign. \u00a0Not sure I would have rolled through the [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2680","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-podcast"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.danklass.com\/pill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2680","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.danklass.com\/pill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.danklass.com\/pill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.danklass.com\/pill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.danklass.com\/pill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2680"}],"version-history":[{"count":10,"href":"https:\/\/www.danklass.com\/pill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2680\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2693,"href":"https:\/\/www.danklass.com\/pill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2680\/revisions\/2693"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.danklass.com\/pill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2680"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.danklass.com\/pill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2680"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.danklass.com\/pill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2680"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}