{"id":2644,"date":"2012-11-16T05:25:47","date_gmt":"2012-11-16T05:25:47","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.danklass.com\/pill\/?p=2644"},"modified":"2012-11-16T05:36:52","modified_gmt":"2012-11-16T05:36:52","slug":"ivar_pillbox","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.danklass.com\/pill\/2012\/11\/16\/ivar_pillbox\/","title":{"rendered":"PILLBOX #132: Ivar Has a Big Unit"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>We revisit an episode originally release on May 10, 2008. \u00a0Enjoy!<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">________________________________<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" title=\"post-it\" src=\"http:\/\/www.danklass.com\/pill\/find_image.gif\" alt=\"post-it\" align=\"left\" \/>A show in three short bits. Yes, I know, this show is shorter (36 min.) than the usual premium show (usually around an hour). Frankly, I fought it, but this show just wanted to be this length. If you feel short changed, let me know, but this show is this show and apparently it&#8217;s out of my hands.<\/p>\n<p>Okay, back to the three parts: 1) We bought new, cheap shelves and a new cheap desk for the kids at IKEA. Well, before you move all that stuff in, just make sure you realize: not only do you have to assemble it, stain it and varnish it, you also have to reengineer it so that it doesn&#8217;t fall and crush your children. 2) I had a excellent call back for a commercial the other day. Just excellent. They loved me.\u00a0<em>LOVED<\/em>. Did I get the commercial? What do you think? 3) I went to my first martial arts class in two or three years. My biggest fear was not being punched in the face or kicked in the jewels, it was that I would throw up on someone&#8217;s uniform. I am studying karate, and white shows everything&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>And, yes, I know that\u00a0<a title=\"Jonathan Coulton\" href=\"http:\/\/www.jonathancoulton.com\/\" target=\"_blank\">Jonathan Coulton<\/a>\u00a0did a song called\/about\u00a0<a title=\"IKEA (song)\" href=\"http:\/\/www.jonathancoulton.com\/songdetails\/Ikea\" target=\"_blank\">IKEA<\/a>. It plays in an endless loop in my head as I wait in line there for a $2.50 jumbo dog. The meatballs look&#8230;lethal.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>We revisit an episode originally release on May 10, 2008. \u00a0Enjoy! ________________________________ A show in three short bits. Yes, I know, this show is shorter (36 min.) than the usual [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2644","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-podcast"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.danklass.com\/pill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2644","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.danklass.com\/pill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.danklass.com\/pill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.danklass.com\/pill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.danklass.com\/pill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2644"}],"version-history":[{"count":5,"href":"https:\/\/www.danklass.com\/pill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2644\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2646,"href":"https:\/\/www.danklass.com\/pill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2644\/revisions\/2646"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.danklass.com\/pill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2644"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.danklass.com\/pill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2644"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.danklass.com\/pill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2644"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}