{"id":2461,"date":"2012-10-04T21:47:02","date_gmt":"2012-10-04T21:47:02","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.danklass.com\/pill\/?p=2461"},"modified":"2012-10-18T15:51:45","modified_gmt":"2012-10-18T15:51:45","slug":"300-with-this-ring-i-thee-wed-part-one","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.danklass.com\/pill\/2012\/10\/04\/300-with-this-ring-i-thee-wed-part-one\/","title":{"rendered":"#300: With This Ring, I Thee Wed (Part One)"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.danklass.com\/pill\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/10\/wedding_icon_rounded.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignleft size-full wp-image-2467\" style=\"margin: 9px;\" title=\"the wedding\" src=\"http:\/\/www.danklass.com\/pill\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/10\/wedding_icon_rounded.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"275\" height=\"232\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.danklass.com\/pill\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/10\/wedding_icon_rounded.jpg 275w, https:\/\/www.danklass.com\/pill\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/10\/wedding_icon_rounded-148x124.jpg 148w, https:\/\/www.danklass.com\/pill\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/10\/wedding_icon_rounded-31x26.jpg 31w, https:\/\/www.danklass.com\/pill\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/10\/wedding_icon_rounded-38x32.jpg 38w, https:\/\/www.danklass.com\/pill\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/10\/wedding_icon_rounded-254x215.jpg 254w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 275px) 100vw, 275px\" \/><\/a>So, it&#8217;s the weekend of my cousin&#8217;s wedding, which means I still need my pants, two shirts, undershirts, the ceremony and to get my ass to San Diego on time for the rehearsal. \u00a0Will I get to the rehearsal on time? \u00a0Will I get to the audition on time? \u00a0Will I get off the phone with my agent before I crash the car? \u00a0Will I ever learn to not drink too much liquid while on a long car trip? \u00a0Will I?<\/p>\n<p>I do end up buying pants, shirts, hair gell, under shirts (so my nipples don&#8217;t show), and either some Diet Coke or some Dr. Pepper. \u00a0It <em>smelled<\/em> like Dr. Pepper and it <em>tasted<\/em> like Dr. Pepper. \u00a0But should I <em>assume<\/em> it&#8217;s Dr. Pepper?<\/p>\n<p>THIS EPISODE IS CURRENTLY ONLY AVAILABLE TO PREMIUM PILL SUBSCRIBERS.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>So, it&#8217;s the weekend of my cousin&#8217;s wedding, which means I still need my pants, two shirts, undershirts, the ceremony and to get my ass to San Diego on time [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[16],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2461","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-premium"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.danklass.com\/pill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2461","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.danklass.com\/pill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.danklass.com\/pill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.danklass.com\/pill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.danklass.com\/pill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2461"}],"version-history":[{"count":11,"href":"https:\/\/www.danklass.com\/pill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2461\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2498,"href":"https:\/\/www.danklass.com\/pill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2461\/revisions\/2498"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.danklass.com\/pill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2461"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.danklass.com\/pill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2461"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.danklass.com\/pill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2461"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}