{"id":2441,"date":"2012-09-21T23:31:59","date_gmt":"2012-09-21T23:31:59","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.danklass.com\/pill\/?p=2441"},"modified":"2012-10-18T15:52:50","modified_gmt":"2012-10-18T15:52:50","slug":"299-to-sleep-perchance-to-bathe","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.danklass.com\/pill\/2012\/09\/21\/299-to-sleep-perchance-to-bathe\/","title":{"rendered":"#299: To Sleep, Perchance to Bathe"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.danklass.com\/pill\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/09\/beach_towels_rounded.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignleft size-medium wp-image-2442\" style=\"margin: 9px;\" title=\"life's a beach\" src=\"http:\/\/www.danklass.com\/pill\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/09\/beach_towels_rounded-300x172.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"172\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.danklass.com\/pill\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/09\/beach_towels_rounded-300x172.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.danklass.com\/pill\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/09\/beach_towels_rounded.jpg 356w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>When I have to call a mail order company to get their address so I can return something, I don&#8217;t really want to give them <em>my<\/em> address. \u00a0They <em>have<\/em> my address. \u00a0How else did the stuff I don&#8217;t want get here? \u00a0I need <em>their<\/em> address, so I can send the junk back.<\/p>\n<p>My cousin sent me a pair of pants to wear at his wedding. \u00a0He said I should just take them to a tailor and have them altered. \u00a0They are 36 x 34. \u00a0 That is so not my size, I think it would be easier to just make a fresh pair.<\/p>\n<p>What is my favorite place? \u00a0I have no idea. \u00a0I know what place I&#8217;d like you to <em>think<\/em> is my favorite. \u00a0Los Feliz. \u00a0 \u00a0Yeah, some hip place in Los Feliz. Or Silverlake, which is now what Los Feliz was when I lived there. Or would that be Eagle Rock? \u00a0Maybe Eagle Rock is the new Silverlake, because Silverlake is the new Los Feliz? \u00a0Forget it. \u00a0My favorite place is my bed. \u00a0The end.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>When I have to call a mail order company to get their address so I can return something, I don&#8217;t really want to give them my address. \u00a0They have my [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[16],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2441","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-premium"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.danklass.com\/pill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2441","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.danklass.com\/pill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.danklass.com\/pill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.danklass.com\/pill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.danklass.com\/pill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2441"}],"version-history":[{"count":10,"href":"https:\/\/www.danklass.com\/pill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2441\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2500,"href":"https:\/\/www.danklass.com\/pill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2441\/revisions\/2500"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.danklass.com\/pill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2441"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.danklass.com\/pill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2441"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.danklass.com\/pill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2441"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}