{"id":2434,"date":"2012-09-09T16:35:21","date_gmt":"2012-09-09T16:35:21","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.danklass.com\/pill\/?p=2434"},"modified":"2012-09-09T16:35:21","modified_gmt":"2012-09-09T16:35:21","slug":"298-vessel-from-which-a-canine-might-eat-or-drink","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.danklass.com\/pill\/2012\/09\/09\/298-vessel-from-which-a-canine-might-eat-or-drink\/","title":{"rendered":"#298: Vessel From Which a Canine Might Eat or Drink"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.danklass.com\/pill\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/09\/GK_viewfinder_round.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignleft size-medium wp-image-2437\" style=\"margin: 9px;\" title=\"GK_viewfinder_round\" src=\"http:\/\/www.danklass.com\/pill\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/09\/GK_viewfinder_round-300x186.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"186\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.danklass.com\/pill\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/09\/GK_viewfinder_round-300x186.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.danklass.com\/pill\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/09\/GK_viewfinder_round.jpg 400w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a>How do you best kick start your career in Hollywood when you&#8217;re a 19 year-old model from Ohio? \u00a0Have your dad&#8217;s high school friends dress you up like a Playboy bunny for the sake of art, of course! \u00a0&#8220;Welcome to Los Angeles! \u00a0The shrinks are in Beverly Hills, step right this way\u2026&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>My friend Brahm bought his daughter a part in Gordy Hoffman&#8217;s new short film, and bought me several hours driving around looking for an open lingerie store. \u00a0There is something very surreal about taking your buddy&#8217;s daughter to buy stripper shoes on Hollywood Blvd., even if his wife is there with you. \u00a0Maybe <em>more surreal<\/em> because his wife is there with you. \u00a0I don&#8217;t know, I have nothing to compare it to.<\/p>\n<p>This is a long show, clocking in at over 2 hours. \u00a0I didn&#8217;t have the heart to break it up, since the ending would make NO sense without the beginning.<\/p>\n<p>There is still time to contribute to<strong> <a title=\"DOG BOWL Kickstarter Page\" href=\"http:\/\/www.kickstarter.com\/projects\/1363977508\/dog-bowl\" target=\"_blank\">the DOG BOWL Kickstarter campaign<\/a><\/strong>! \u00a0Do it now! \u00a0Be part of history! \u00a0Support the arts! \u00a0And, please &#8220;Like&#8221; the<a title=\"DOG BOWL on Facebook\" href=\"http:\/\/www.facebook.com\/dogbowlmovie\" target=\"_blank\"> DOG BOWL Facebook page<\/a>.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>How do you best kick start your career in Hollywood when you&#8217;re a 19 year-old model from Ohio? \u00a0Have your dad&#8217;s high school friends dress you up like a Playboy [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[16],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2434","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-premium"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.danklass.com\/pill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2434","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.danklass.com\/pill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.danklass.com\/pill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.danklass.com\/pill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.danklass.com\/pill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2434"}],"version-history":[{"count":5,"href":"https:\/\/www.danklass.com\/pill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2434\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2440,"href":"https:\/\/www.danklass.com\/pill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2434\/revisions\/2440"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.danklass.com\/pill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2434"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.danklass.com\/pill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2434"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.danklass.com\/pill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2434"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}