{"id":2342,"date":"2012-06-22T22:49:06","date_gmt":"2012-06-22T22:49:06","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.danklass.com\/pill\/?p=2342"},"modified":"2012-06-22T22:49:40","modified_gmt":"2012-06-22T22:49:40","slug":"291-neither-flea-market-nor-flea-circus","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.danklass.com\/pill\/2012\/06\/22\/291-neither-flea-market-nor-flea-circus\/","title":{"rendered":"#291: Neither Flea Market Nor Flea Circus"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.danklass.com\/pill\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/06\/red_sofa_rounded.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignleft size-full wp-image-2347\" style=\"margin: 7px;\" title=\"red_sofa_rounded\" src=\"http:\/\/www.danklass.com\/pill\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/06\/red_sofa_rounded.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"200\" height=\"200\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.danklass.com\/pill\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/06\/red_sofa_rounded.jpg 200w, https:\/\/www.danklass.com\/pill\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/06\/red_sofa_rounded-150x150.jpg 150w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 200px) 100vw, 200px\" \/><\/a>If my family liked the dog even slightly less than they do, I could simply open up the front door and let him run away. \u00a0Then he could go and throw up and pee and get fleas somewhere else, and I could get on with my life. \u00a0Instead I&#8217;m hiding my daughter&#8217;s duct tape dummy and vacuuming the sofas. \u00a0Fun.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>If my family liked the dog even slightly less than they do, I could simply open up the front door and let him run away. \u00a0Then he could go and [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[16],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2342","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-premium"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.danklass.com\/pill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2342","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.danklass.com\/pill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.danklass.com\/pill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.danklass.com\/pill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.danklass.com\/pill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2342"}],"version-history":[{"count":8,"href":"https:\/\/www.danklass.com\/pill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2342\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2351,"href":"https:\/\/www.danklass.com\/pill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2342\/revisions\/2351"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.danklass.com\/pill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2342"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.danklass.com\/pill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2342"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.danklass.com\/pill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2342"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}