{"id":2281,"date":"2012-05-12T13:58:06","date_gmt":"2012-05-12T13:58:06","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.danklass.com\/pill\/?p=2281"},"modified":"2012-05-12T13:59:31","modified_gmt":"2012-05-12T13:59:31","slug":"286-im-in-a-japanese-funk-over-yogurt","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.danklass.com\/pill\/2012\/05\/12\/286-im-in-a-japanese-funk-over-yogurt\/","title":{"rendered":"#286: I&#8217;m in a Japanese Funk Over Yogurt"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignleft size-full wp-image-2282\" style=\"margin: 7px;\" title=\"japanese_pill_icon\" src=\"http:\/\/www.danklass.com\/pill\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/05\/japanese_pill_icon.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"270\" \/><\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;m hooked on Japanese funk band Zainichi Funk. \u00a0The problem is, they&#8217;re Japanese. \u00a0Sure I can find a couple songs on YouTube, but I can&#8217;t seem to buy any on the internet. \u00a0Yes, in these days of the internet, I can&#8217;t seem to log into iTunes and buy Japanese funk. \u00a0You know why, because I&#8217;m not in Japan. \u00a0But, if I <em>was<\/em> in Japan, I could solve this whole problem by just going to a store and buying a CD. \u00a0But I CAN&#8217;T. \u00a0BECAUSE I&#8217;M NOT IN JAPAN! \u00a0Which is why I want to buy it on the internet. \u00a0But I can&#8217;t. \u00a0Because I&#8217;m not in Japan&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>Living in Los Angeles, sometime I feel like I&#8217;m on a TV show. \u00a0The problem is, I don&#8217;t have a script, don&#8217;t know my lines and I think the stars think I&#8217;m creepy.<\/p>\n<p>Many years ago, my wife got me hooked on frozen yogurt. \u00a0At first I resisted, but she worn me down, and I&#8217;m still feeding the habit to this day. \u00a0The problem is, our usual dealer (Penguins) shut down in our area. \u00a0Now I am on a quest to find a new yogurt place where the yogurt doesn&#8217;t takes like it&#8217;s freezer burned. \u00a0Uggg. \u00a0I don&#8217;t want my fro-yo to take like ice. I want it to taste like (wait for it) yogurt, but a lot colder&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>httpv:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=1H14XFS1zVo<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;m hooked on Japanese funk band Zainichi Funk. \u00a0The problem is, they&#8217;re Japanese. \u00a0Sure I can find a couple songs on YouTube, but I can&#8217;t seem to buy any on [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[16],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2281","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-premium"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.danklass.com\/pill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2281","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.danklass.com\/pill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.danklass.com\/pill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.danklass.com\/pill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.danklass.com\/pill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2281"}],"version-history":[{"count":9,"href":"https:\/\/www.danklass.com\/pill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2281\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2291,"href":"https:\/\/www.danklass.com\/pill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2281\/revisions\/2291"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.danklass.com\/pill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2281"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.danklass.com\/pill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2281"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.danklass.com\/pill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2281"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}