{"id":2273,"date":"2012-05-05T02:56:07","date_gmt":"2012-05-05T02:56:07","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.danklass.com\/pill\/?p=2273"},"modified":"2012-05-05T02:56:43","modified_gmt":"2012-05-05T02:56:43","slug":"285-i-hid-mine-in-the-box-for-my-light-organ","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.danklass.com\/pill\/2012\/05\/05\/285-i-hid-mine-in-the-box-for-my-light-organ\/","title":{"rendered":"#285: I Hid Mine In the Box for my Light Organ"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.danklass.com\/pill\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/05\/retro_pout_finished_small2.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full wp-image-2274 alignleft\" style=\"margin-top: 1px; margin-bottom: 1px; margin-left: 11px; margin-right: 11px;\" title=\"retro_pout_finished_small\" src=\"http:\/\/www.danklass.com\/pill\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/05\/retro_pout_finished_small2.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"200\" height=\"200\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.danklass.com\/pill\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/05\/retro_pout_finished_small2.jpg 200w, https:\/\/www.danklass.com\/pill\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/05\/retro_pout_finished_small2-150x150.jpg 150w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 200px) 100vw, 200px\" \/><\/a>My buddy Tommy G recruited me to do my bad Morris Day impression on a song he&#8217;s working on. \u00a0So, needless to say, I&#8217;ve been trying to sing all day instead of doing the show. \u00a0Reminded me of a song I thought I would write someday: Budgerigar Plasticine and his Magical Showboat of Cake. \u00a0Yeah, I know. \u00a0Imagine a paddleboat captain as drawn by Peter Max. \u00a0Anyway, a white guy can only try to sing &#8220;funky&#8221; for so long before wondering exactly where the line is between homage and inappropriate. \u00a0Sometimes you never know.<\/p>\n<p>So, were you looking at porn at 13? \u00a0Neither was I. \u00a0Where the hell would I have found porn at that age back in the old days? \u00a0But, luckily for my kids, they are growing up in the computer age, so my son&#8217;s classmates are starting to use porn viewership as the new badge of cool. \u00a0Great&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>My buddy Tommy G recruited me to do my bad Morris Day impression on a song he&#8217;s working on. \u00a0So, needless to say, I&#8217;ve been trying to sing all day [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[16],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2273","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-premium"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.danklass.com\/pill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2273","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.danklass.com\/pill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.danklass.com\/pill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.danklass.com\/pill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.danklass.com\/pill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2273"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/www.danklass.com\/pill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2273\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2278,"href":"https:\/\/www.danklass.com\/pill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2273\/revisions\/2278"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.danklass.com\/pill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2273"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.danklass.com\/pill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2273"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.danklass.com\/pill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2273"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}