{"id":2260,"date":"2012-04-27T21:53:35","date_gmt":"2012-04-27T21:53:35","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.danklass.com\/pill\/?p=2260"},"modified":"2012-04-27T23:42:33","modified_gmt":"2012-04-27T23:42:33","slug":"284-this-is-your-brain","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.danklass.com\/pill\/2012\/04\/27\/284-this-is-your-brain\/","title":{"rendered":"#284: This is Your Brain"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.danklass.com\/pill\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/04\/brain_pic.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignleft  wp-image-2267\" style=\"margin: 8px;\" title=\"brain_pic\" src=\"http:\/\/www.danklass.com\/pill\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/04\/brain_pic-284x300.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"227\" height=\"240\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.danklass.com\/pill\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/04\/brain_pic-284x300.jpg 284w, https:\/\/www.danklass.com\/pill\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/04\/brain_pic.jpg 569w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 227px) 100vw, 227px\" \/><\/a>On this edition of The Bitterest Pill, I talk about looking for an agent while the dog barks with his ass in my eye, MissTravel.com and looking for old friends on the internet.<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;m off caffeine. \u00a0Well, I&#8217;m not drinking Diet Cokes all day. \u00a0I am, howeber, eating Zone Bars all day. \u00a0Is there caffeine in Zone Bars? \u00a0Yeah, figured.<\/p>\n<p>I thought I might spend six weeks trying to impress Jason Alexander. \u00a0But, I don&#8217;t have enough experience as an actor to take his acting workshop. \u00a0What? \u00a0If I had as much acting experience as the people who he accepted into his acting workshop, I wouldn&#8217;t <em>need<\/em> the acting workshop. \u00a0Simple logic.<\/p>\n<p>I wish I could go back in time to protect my brain a bit better. \u00a0 I read and studied and wore a helmet. \u00a0But that isn&#8217;t everything&#8230;<\/p>\n<p><em>This episode is only available to Premium Pill subscribers.\u00a0<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>On this edition of The Bitterest Pill, I talk about looking for an agent while the dog barks with his ass in my eye, MissTravel.com and looking for old friends [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[16],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2260","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-premium"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.danklass.com\/pill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2260","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.danklass.com\/pill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.danklass.com\/pill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.danklass.com\/pill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.danklass.com\/pill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2260"}],"version-history":[{"count":6,"href":"https:\/\/www.danklass.com\/pill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2260\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2264,"href":"https:\/\/www.danklass.com\/pill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2260\/revisions\/2264"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.danklass.com\/pill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2260"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.danklass.com\/pill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2260"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.danklass.com\/pill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2260"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}