{"id":2246,"date":"2012-04-20T18:28:02","date_gmt":"2012-04-20T18:28:02","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.danklass.com\/pill\/?p=2246"},"modified":"2012-04-20T18:28:30","modified_gmt":"2012-04-20T18:28:30","slug":"283-things-actually-do-work-out-for-other-people","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.danklass.com\/pill\/2012\/04\/20\/283-things-actually-do-work-out-for-other-people\/","title":{"rendered":"#283: Things Actually Do Work Out. For Other People&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.danklass.com\/pill\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/04\/sink_photo_retro.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignleft size-medium wp-image-2251\" style=\"margin: 7px;\" title=\"sink_photo_retro\" src=\"http:\/\/www.danklass.com\/pill\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/04\/sink_photo_retro-300x224.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"224\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.danklass.com\/pill\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/04\/sink_photo_retro-300x224.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.danklass.com\/pill\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/04\/sink_photo_retro.jpg 400w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a>I decided to snake out the sink in the &#8220;Big Bathroom&#8221; yesterday. \u00a0Of course, what I&#8217;d hoped was just going to be me pulling out a disgusting glob of human hair and fingernail clippings turned into me having to take 10 years with of stray crap out from under the sink.<\/p>\n<p>I went to another casting workshop, where I realized that I am twenty years older than adults. \u00a0That just isn&#8217;t right, but it is apparently true. \u00a0Also, I decided that the &#8220;my&#8221; generation goes to the age of 27. \u00a0So, from my age to 27 is &#8220;my age,&#8221; and 26 year olds are in limbo, and then from 25 years old to birth is &#8220;my kid&#8217;s generation.&#8221; \u00a0I know it doesn&#8217;t make sense, just go with it&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>We went to a taping of The Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson, but because the kids are under 18, they aren&#8217;t allowed to sit in the audience during the actual taping. \u00a0So, we sat in the Green Room and watched the show being taped on a monitor. \u00a0Still, we were only 30 feet or some from famous people while they were being interviewed. \u00a0That counts, right?<\/p>\n<p><em>\u00a0This edition is available to Premium Pill subscribers<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I decided to snake out the sink in the &#8220;Big Bathroom&#8221; yesterday. \u00a0Of course, what I&#8217;d hoped was just going to be me pulling out a disgusting glob of human [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[16],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2246","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-premium"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.danklass.com\/pill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2246","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.danklass.com\/pill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.danklass.com\/pill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.danklass.com\/pill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.danklass.com\/pill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2246"}],"version-history":[{"count":11,"href":"https:\/\/www.danklass.com\/pill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2246\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2258,"href":"https:\/\/www.danklass.com\/pill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2246\/revisions\/2258"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.danklass.com\/pill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2246"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.danklass.com\/pill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2246"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.danklass.com\/pill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2246"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}