{"id":217,"date":"2005-04-19T11:39:00","date_gmt":"2005-04-19T19:39:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/danklass.com\/pill\/wordpress\/?p=217"},"modified":"2005-04-19T11:39:00","modified_gmt":"2005-04-19T19:39:00","slug":"38-csi-private-school","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.danklass.com\/pill\/2005\/04\/19\/38-csi-private-school\/","title":{"rendered":"#38: CSI: Private School"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/danklass.com\/pill\/pill_button.jpg\"\/> We had to go to a music recital today at our son&#8217;s school&#8230;Grrrrrr.  Can&#8217;t anyone figure out how to set things up so the parents can actually <em>see<\/em> their children?  Clearly I should never go to these things before I&#8217;ve eaten a decent breakfast, because everything makes me angry.<\/p>\n<p>Also, I tell the tale of my audition as a dead body from a promo for CSI.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.danklass.com\/pill\/BP2005_04_19.mp3\">Click here to listen<\/a><\/p>\n<p>My apologies for using the word &#8220;ass&#8221; again, and to Chinese men everywhere.<\/p>\n<p><i>40 min | 18 MB (give or take)<\/i><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>We had to go to a music recital today at our son&#8217;s school&#8230;Grrrrrr. Can&#8217;t anyone figure out how to set things up so the parents can actually see their children? [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-217","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.danklass.com\/pill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/217","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.danklass.com\/pill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.danklass.com\/pill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.danklass.com\/pill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.danklass.com\/pill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=217"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.danklass.com\/pill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/217\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.danklass.com\/pill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=217"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.danklass.com\/pill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=217"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.danklass.com\/pill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=217"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}