{"id":2097,"date":"2012-02-04T20:48:29","date_gmt":"2012-02-04T20:48:29","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.danklass.com\/pill\/?p=2097"},"modified":"2012-02-04T20:49:34","modified_gmt":"2012-02-04T20:49:34","slug":"275-for-the-record-album","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.danklass.com\/pill\/2012\/02\/04\/275-for-the-record-album\/","title":{"rendered":"#275: For the Record (Album)"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I have rediscovered that I am more tolerable to be around when I am hyped up on diet soda. \u00a0The truth hurts.<\/p>\n<p>I have been anxiously shopping for birthday gifts for two girls I don&#8217;t know and for winter clothes for Hudson. \u00a0Yes, winter clothes. \u00a0One of the great things about living in Southern California is that if you drive in the right direction long enough, you will hit snow. \u00a0So, Hudson will be in the snow for four days. \u00a0Hundreds of dollars of snow clothes for four days. \u00a0Yeesh.<\/p>\n<p>The guy who cuts our lawn, Joe Moenblough, has been away, recuperating from a hip replacement. \u00a0Part of me feels guilty for having a guy mow his lawn who would need a hip replacement, and part of my hope we pay him enough&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>I have straightened out a couple of my drawers. \u00a0Long overdue. \u00a0It was like an archeological dig. \u00a0I found some interesting artifacts.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.danklass.com\/pill\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/02\/artifacts.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-medium wp-image-2104 alignleft\" style=\"margin: 9px;\" title=\"artifacts\" src=\"http:\/\/www.danklass.com\/pill\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/02\/artifacts-300x149.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"149\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.danklass.com\/pill\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/02\/artifacts-300x149.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.danklass.com\/pill\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/02\/artifacts-1024x511.jpg 1024w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a>I miss records. Albums and 45s. \u00a0Especially albums. \u00a0Because life is not a bunch of mp3s of your favorite songs, carefully crafted into a playlist of your greatest hits. \u00a0Life is album sides. \u00a0Some hits, some misses, some filler. \u00a0But, without the misses and filler, there are no hits. \u00a0There is only the endless search for the elusive perfect playlist.<\/p>\n<p><em>This episode is for Premium Pill subscribers.<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I have rediscovered that I am more tolerable to be around when I am hyped up on diet soda. \u00a0The truth hurts. I have been anxiously shopping for birthday gifts [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":2098,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[16],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2097","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-premium"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.danklass.com\/pill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2097","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.danklass.com\/pill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.danklass.com\/pill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.danklass.com\/pill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.danklass.com\/pill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2097"}],"version-history":[{"count":13,"href":"https:\/\/www.danklass.com\/pill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2097\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2113,"href":"https:\/\/www.danklass.com\/pill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2097\/revisions\/2113"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.danklass.com\/pill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/2098"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.danklass.com\/pill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2097"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.danklass.com\/pill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2097"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.danklass.com\/pill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2097"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}