{"id":209,"date":"2005-03-16T13:37:00","date_gmt":"2005-03-16T21:37:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/danklass.com\/pill\/wordpress\/?p=209"},"modified":"2005-03-16T13:37:00","modified_gmt":"2005-03-16T21:37:00","slug":"32-minivan-stick-figures-must-go","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.danklass.com\/pill\/2005\/03\/16\/32-minivan-stick-figures-must-go\/","title":{"rendered":"#32: Minivan Stick Figures Must GO!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/danklass.com\/pill\/pill_button.jpg\"\/>Today I take to task all the parents who have those wonderful stick figure families on the back windshields of their minivans.  (note: If you don&#8217;t know what &#8220;MILF&#8221; means, <em>don&#8217;t<\/em> Google it.  Just ask a single guy with an internet connection&#8230;If you don&#8217;t know what a &#8220;CBGB&#8217;s&#8221; t-shirt is&#8230;)<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/danklass.com\/pill\/bitterestbill.jpg\"\/><br \/>\n<em>Job Openings:  Proof Readers needed in Austria.  No experience necessary.<\/em><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.lanceanderson.com\">Lance Anderson<\/a> is already three podcasts in.  Check out Acts 1 &amp; 2 of &#8220;I Didn&#8217;t Even Kiss Her&#8221; at <a href=\"http:\/\/vergeofthefringe.blogspot.com\">The Verge of the Fringe<\/a>.<br \/>\n<img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/danklass.com\/pill\/hiro_white.jpg\"\/><br \/>\nJust Pete from &#8220;<a href=\"http:\/\/www.illinoise.net\/\">Illinoise<\/a>&#8221; sent us an AWESOME theme song for The Bitterest Pill.  Just awesome.  Needless to say, you&#8217;ll probably be hearing a LOT of it&#8230;<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.danklass.com\/pill\/BP2005_03_16.mp3\">Click here to listen!<\/a><br \/>\n<em>24:33 | 16.9 MB<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Today I take to task all the parents who have those wonderful stick figure families on the back windshields of their minivans. (note: If you don&#8217;t know what &#8220;MILF&#8221; means, [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-209","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.danklass.com\/pill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/209","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.danklass.com\/pill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.danklass.com\/pill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.danklass.com\/pill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.danklass.com\/pill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=209"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.danklass.com\/pill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/209\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.danklass.com\/pill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=209"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.danklass.com\/pill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=209"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.danklass.com\/pill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=209"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}