Yesterday my daughter was late to her Martin Luther King Jr. assembly because I’d killed the car. \u00a0In the panic of seeing a possum in the driveway the size of a Rottweiler, I must have left the lights of the car on all night and drained the battery. \u00a0Fan-stinking-tastic.<\/p>\n
Turns out that someone made a copy of my Amex card and was buying $50 worth of gas everyday for the last five days before Christmas. \u00a0Happy Holidays! \u00a0Luckily, American Express jumped right on it. \u00a0Sort of.<\/p>\n
The hyper-realistic socio-political work of artist\u00a0Maurizio Cattelan<\/a> made me sick. \u00a0Well, no, walking around and around the work of\u00a0hyper-realistic socio-political work of artist\u00a0Maurizio Cattelan made me sick. As we got higher and higher in the spiral of the Guggenheim<\/a>, the hairy hand of vertigo gripped my face, attempting to pull me over the edge…<\/p>\n \u00a0This episode is available only to Premium Pill subscribers.\u00a0<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" Yesterday my daughter was late to her Martin Luther King Jr. assembly because I’d killed the car. \u00a0In the panic of seeing a possum in the driveway the size of […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":2043,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[16],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2042","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-premium"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.danklass.com\/pill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2042","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.danklass.com\/pill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.danklass.com\/pill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.danklass.com\/pill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.danklass.com\/pill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2042"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/www.danklass.com\/pill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2042\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2047,"href":"https:\/\/www.danklass.com\/pill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2042\/revisions\/2047"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.danklass.com\/pill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/2043"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.danklass.com\/pill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2042"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.danklass.com\/pill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2042"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.danklass.com\/pill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2042"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}