{"id":1984,"date":"2011-11-20T22:50:20","date_gmt":"2011-11-20T22:50:20","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.danklass.com\/pill\/?p=1984"},"modified":"2012-03-31T19:32:22","modified_gmt":"2012-03-31T19:32:22","slug":"268-theyre-gonna-scrutinize-my-lips","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.danklass.com\/pill\/2011\/11\/20\/268-theyre-gonna-scrutinize-my-lips\/","title":{"rendered":"#268: They&#8217;re Gonna Scrutinize My Lips"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.danklass.com\/pill\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/11\/hugo_cone_leg.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-medium wp-image-1987 alignleft\" style=\"border-width: 1px; border-color: black; border-style: solid; margin: 11px;\" title=\"hugo_cone_leg\" src=\"http:\/\/www.danklass.com\/pill\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/11\/hugo_cone_leg-155x300.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"155\" height=\"300\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.danklass.com\/pill\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/11\/hugo_cone_leg-155x300.jpg 155w, https:\/\/www.danklass.com\/pill\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/11\/hugo_cone_leg.jpg 367w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 155px) 100vw, 155px\" \/><\/a>The difference between your job and my job is that, when you go to your job, they don&#8217;t look at your lips and scrutinize your lips and your ear hair and your baldness, and at my job they do. \u00a0Well, actually, they do at your job too, they just don&#8217;t talk to you about it&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>The dog, Hugo, our dog, tore his dew claw last weekend or so. \u00a0So, now, not only do I have to take him out on a leash because my family is so worried that they&#8217;ll encounter a possum, now he has a bandage on his leg and one of those stupid cones on his neck. \u00a0Yeesh. \u00a0Why don&#8217;t I just get myself a purse and carry the dog around in it.<\/p>\n<p>I love to borrow e-books from the library. \u00a0I don&#8217;t love to have to wait to borrow a digital file. \u00a0There is just something sooooooo strange about that. \u00a0I really recommend Chelsea Hander&#8217;s book <em>My Horizontal Life<\/em>. \u00a0But, you have to read it yourself. \u00a0The audiobook is read, not by Handler, but by someone who sounds like she has<em>\u00a0never<\/em>\u00a0been horizontal in her life.<\/p>\n<p>I worked the Ancestry.com job this week. \u00a0Rule #1 of being an actor or voice over artist in commercials: \u00a0Say the name of the client right. \u00a0Apparently the name of the company is Ancestry.com, not Ancestry dot com, and certainly not Incestry dot com&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>Lastly, to round out what was actually a great week, I had an audition for a movie. \u00a0First one in a long time. \u00a0Felt better than pizza.<\/p>\n<p><em>This episode is currently only available to Premium Pill subscribers.<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The difference between your job and my job is that, when you go to your job, they don&#8217;t look at your lips and scrutinize your lips and your ear hair [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":1989,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[16],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1984","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-premium"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.danklass.com\/pill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1984","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.danklass.com\/pill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.danklass.com\/pill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.danklass.com\/pill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.danklass.com\/pill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1984"}],"version-history":[{"count":7,"href":"https:\/\/www.danklass.com\/pill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1984\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2214,"href":"https:\/\/www.danklass.com\/pill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1984\/revisions\/2214"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.danklass.com\/pill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/1989"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.danklass.com\/pill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1984"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.danklass.com\/pill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1984"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.danklass.com\/pill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1984"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}